r/diabetes Nov 28 '24

This is a sad day. Type 1

Guys gals I just realised that if there is a zombie apocalypse or any other kind of apocalypse in the near future most of us will be the first ones to die because of no supply of insulin. I feel very bad for all my diabetic brethren that we won't have our hero movement of surving a horde with the last resistance of earth. This realisation is really really heartbreaking and no amount of cake would be sufficient to make me feel better. This is a sad day indeed πŸ˜”.

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u/Hi_Im_Dadbot Nov 28 '24

Well, the good news is that you can just gorge yourself at a pastry shop, get a massive sugar high and pick up a chainsaw.

You don’t save the world or anything, but you can have a fun final afternoon.

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u/kyaakshat Nov 28 '24

Just get high in some cake and go full doom guy on the zombies. I love this idea πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

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u/ANGRY_PAT Nov 29 '24

We start snorting rails of confectioners sugar with BFG Division on loop.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT Nov 28 '24

This is the correct answer! Go out swinging brother/sister! If you take some zombies with you you've won the battle!

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u/kyaakshat Nov 28 '24

Yess sir πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/blueparakeet_ Nov 29 '24

But… you know a sugar high is not the same as a high you may get from other substances, right? πŸ˜‚ a sugar high makes me feel terrible. I’d be ready for the zombies to take me after this

You should raid the pastry shop to get your supplies to deal with any lows, then accept your fate 🫑