r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

No father too?

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u/Mobile_Leg_8965 1d ago

One of them definetly will end up in jail

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u/Gold_Repair_3557 1d ago

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u/Mobile_Leg_8965 1d ago

What a family

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u/Guy954 1d ago

Party of family values, right?

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u/CityLetterCarrierAMA 1d ago

Also law and order, right?

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u/CarlBrawlStar 1d ago

Ending crime, right?

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_BIG_DOG 22h ago

I really was hoping there were kids in the Beetlejuice musical , you know when she jacked off the guy and he was feeling her tits at the same time. Disgusting their both not considered sexual offenders. Anyone else jerking themselves off in a theater to Beetlejuice would be. But hey, get a Republican woman to do it for you and it's "kinky"? What the fuck is wrong with people.

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u/Invisible_Target 11h ago

And yet Paul Ruebans got a charge for doing it AT AN ADULT THEATER

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_BIG_DOG 11h ago

Oh pee wee....

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u/Kinky_mofo 23h ago

Pro life. Unless killing someone.

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u/Fishiesideways10 21h ago

You can’t be the party of law and order if you don’t test it with a myriad of charges to see how the judicial system operates. Trial by fire, is what I would call it.

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u/GoldPangolin7255 21h ago

Sure letter carrier. How do you collect a federal employee salary while claiming to be Apolitical ? Inquiring minds want to know.

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u/CityLetterCarrierAMA 16h ago edited 14h ago

I don't collect a federal employee salary, the Postal Service is self funded and we have nationally negotiated contracts for each craft of workers in the Postal Service. Also, I can do whatever I want off the clock.

I don't know how much you think we make either, but it's considerably less than UPS and our starting carriers are generally making about as much or less than Amazon delivery drivers.

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u/GoldPangolin7255 16h ago edited 15h ago

Yeah bullshit. Let us know when you're ready to compete in the free, open and fair market.

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u/CityLetterCarrierAMA 15h ago

USPS is a (mostly)self funded public service that you only pay for if you use it. It mostly benefits the rural folks that usually lean way to the right, so I'm not really sure what the hate is for. If we weren't mandated to provide service to every person at the same rate, many folks in the outlying areas wouldn't be able to afford it... Which is exactly what would happen if we were privatized or shut down

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u/_Ocean_Machine_ 1d ago

They promote family values almost as often as they promote family members

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u/jameytaco 1d ago

She’s a divorced grandma before 40. Imagine what her voters would say if she was black

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u/AllGoodNamesBGone 1d ago

Damn good point, sir

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u/Foxcreek17 21h ago

Didn't graduate high school. Took 4 times to get her GED.

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u/crlthrn 1d ago

What's known, in the UK, as a 'Chav'.

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u/Bohemia_D 15h ago

And lets not forget she was married to a paedo, which she knew about his paedo ways when she married it.

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u/BeetJuiceconnoisseur 1d ago

And handjobs in the theatre

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u/RodMunch85 1d ago

Hey! She tried to handle that cock 'with strength and grace'

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u/SameEntertainer9745 16h ago

Wasn't it a children's performance of Beetlejuice?

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u/bug_out_zero 1d ago

The party of Manson Family Values I think.

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u/scbriml 16h ago

And playing hunt the sausage in a theatre full of kids.