r/clevercomebacks • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • 1d ago

No father too?

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Already off to a great start: https://www.gjsentinel.com/news/western_colorado/boebert-son-arrested-on-22-counts/article_b57a346a-d674-11ee-a323-63889f2aca2e.amp.html

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u/Strange-Scarcity 1d ago

Two will end up in jail.

Will one of the others end up shooting at people?

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u/gcko 1d ago

Yes, but none of them will be CEOs

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u/tazdoestheinternet 1d ago

That would be terrorism, should stick to shooting kids or The Gays (TM) to become a new Republican hero.

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u/emceelokey 1d ago

One of those kids is going to come out as gay. Hopefully he'll be the cool one that just hates his family

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u/ItsJustMeJenn 1d ago

Statistically the youngest will turn up gay.

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u/epstein1 18h ago

My Christmas wish

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u/Head_Ad6070 1d ago

Every family has one these days so.

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u/Arcanegil 1d ago

They've always had one, we just used to be forced to hide, and cower in fear, were done with that shit.

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u/TheSpoonkMan 1d ago

Gays have existed for a really long time my dude. I mean just look at the Romans. All those guys were fuckin

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u/Head_Ad6070 1d ago

I know it used to be a delicacy.

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u/SimonSays7676 1d ago

Yeah, that’s what happens when you don’t indoctrinate them about the life they’ll live after they die in an eternity of hell

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u/_Of_unknown_origins_ 1d ago

You forgot to add people protesting for basic human decency and dignity. Those people need killing as well depending on who you ask.

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u/Ligaar314 18h ago

Right because it wasn't looters or rioters and criminals attacking people with skateboards and guns. You don't believe self defense is a right, do you? Do you read police reports or watch the footage before you make your opinion?

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u/MrEManFTW 1d ago

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u/ElegantHuckleberry50 1d ago

Only if mom can give him a ride.