r/clevercomebacks • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • 1d ago

No father too?

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u/Harp-MerMortician 1d ago

He'll get off

At a musical.

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u/JimCroceRox 1d ago

There should be a musical called “Lauren Boebert’s family: Or how I learned to embrace mass shootings.” I see a Tony Award in some creative soul’s future.

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u/citymousecountyhouse 1d ago

It would be like Wicked, where the whole audience participates. It should be called Warped. On second thought knowing Boebert's theater behavior, absolutely no audience participation/singalongs/jerkalongs will be tolerated.

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u/Competitive_Mark8153 1d ago

Yeah, make a funny parody like the musical, "The Producers." You could even use the song from this musical, "Springtime for Hitler and Germany," for Trump: https://youtu.be/Q1K4yDUWdIw?feature=shared

It's both funny and appropriate!

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u/DatabaseThis9637 1d ago

For children. In plain view. With no shame.

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u/wombatstylekungfu 18h ago

It would make Rocky Horror more interesting. But not Hamilton.