r/clevercomebacks • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • 2d ago

No father too?

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One of them definetly will end up in jail

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u/Gold_Repair_3557 2d ago

Already off to a great start: https://www.gjsentinel.com/news/western_colorado/boebert-son-arrested-on-22-counts/article_b57a346a-d674-11ee-a323-63889f2aca2e.amp.html

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u/Reasonable_Humor_738 2d ago

He'll get off and then become a politician.

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u/Harp-MerMortician 2d ago

He'll get off

At a musical.

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u/JimCroceRox 2d ago

There should be a musical called “Lauren Boebert’s family: Or how I learned to embrace mass shootings.” I see a Tony Award in some creative soul’s future.

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u/citymousecountyhouse 1d ago

It would be like Wicked, where the whole audience participates. It should be called Warped. On second thought knowing Boebert's theater behavior, absolutely no audience participation/singalongs/jerkalongs will be tolerated.

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u/Competitive_Mark8153 1d ago

Yeah, make a funny parody like the musical, "The Producers." You could even use the song from this musical, "Springtime for Hitler and Germany," for Trump: https://youtu.be/Q1K4yDUWdIw?feature=shared

It's both funny and appropriate!

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u/DatabaseThis9637 2d ago

For children. In plain view. With no shame.

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u/wombatstylekungfu 1d ago

It would make Rocky Horror more interesting. But not Hamilton.