r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

No father too?

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u/Mobile_Leg_8965 1d ago

One of them definetly will end up in jail

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u/Old_Letterhead4264 1d ago

Or die from one of their own guns. Statistically right

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u/HlyMlyDatAFigDoonga 1d ago

Young ones shoot their parents "accidentally".

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u/TexasVampire 18h ago

As long as they don't swap the magazine it's still an accident.

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u/accnzn 1d ago

it’s always such a shock for some reason the absolute degeneracy of reddit users

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u/GaryDWilliams_ 1d ago edited 1d ago

Is it? As a reddit user what is your favourite degenerate pastime?

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u/accnzn 1d ago

degenerate or degenerative i think those two have different meanings

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u/GaryDWilliams_ 1d ago

Bloody autocorrect and too many mince pies!

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u/Mobile_Leg_8965 1d ago

Probably the young one

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u/OddballLouLou 1d ago

The one not pointing it at the floor.

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u/According-Insect-992 1d ago

Every two weeks for the last several years a toddler has killed themselves of someone in their home with an unsecured firearm. It's become an American tradition. It's part of or culture now.

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u/Mobile_Leg_8965 1d ago

Whats the biggest argument PRO - Gun people have about not needing regulations. From outside seems every idiot has a gun already

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u/opetheregoesgravity_ 18h ago

There are over 30,000 gun laws, including city, state, and federal ordinances in the US. Your naive and delusional mentality of "just one more law bro" is laughable at best. Also, let's not forget about one of the biggest gun control operations in history directly leading to the arming of violent cartels in Mexico (Operation Fast and Furious). "Erm we need to take American's guns, but we can arm cartels and every paramilitary organization in the world and it's heckin wholesome!" ☝️🤓 Give me a break

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u/Mobile_Leg_8965 15h ago

I rather have a breack of public shootings

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u/opetheregoesgravity_ 15h ago edited 15h ago

Laws don't prevent crime genius. I still have a hard time understanding the whole "gun owners don't want muh stronger regulations" when outside of food and trade, firearms are the most heavily regulated things in America. You need to rid yourself of the ridiculous assertion that laws, regulations, and words on paper are somehow going to magically will away all gun deaths. There's so much more nuance than just "Erm just ban all guns!!!!1111" Couldn't imagine being such a coward that I need to rely on nanny states for my protection.

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u/Mobile_Leg_8965 15h ago

Giving rifles like they were candy doesnt either

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u/opetheregoesgravity_ 15h ago

Also whenever the US has some massive crusade against muh bad things, it usually ends terribly for them. War on Drugs ring a bell? As far as I'm concerned, drugs won that one.

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u/opetheregoesgravity_ 15h ago

So it's bad when Americans gift their own children firearms, but it's heckin wholesome when the United States arms almost every paramilitary and future terrorist organization in the world? Make it make sense.

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u/Mobile_Leg_8965 15h ago

See how you coming with excuses on why you need a rack of guns in your living room?

We are talking on how easy is for anyone to go to walmart and buy a hunting rifle, and your argument is "but we are arming terrorist, so why can we arm ourselves".

But you are right, America doesnt have a gun problem. Is not like fatal shootings happened by family members, is not like they are massive shootings by radicalized morons, is not like people be shooting down the street because their lifes suck and want to do suicide by cop. No those things dont happened

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