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r/clevercomebacks • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • 1d ago
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Very Christian, Jesus loved weapons and hurting people. He was like John Wick on those Times /s
1 u/Prestigious-Crab9839 1d ago Verily, verily... you feel lucky, punk? -1 u/LongCaster_awacs 1d ago "He said to them, “But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don’t have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one." Literally Jesus words. Come on bud, you can't be this retarded. 3 u/darthakan7 1d ago LOL "Live by the sword and you will die by the sword". Retarded are the ones who want to make Jesus at their imagine. Fcking heretics!! 0 u/LongCaster_awacs 1d ago Heretics? Are you implying that those were not Jesus own words, written in the Bible? That in itself is heretical😂 3 u/darthakan7 1d ago The Bible wasn't writen by Jesus. It was more than 100years after his dead. 1 u/LongCaster_awacs 1d ago Never said he wrote it
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Verily, verily... you feel lucky, punk?
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"He said to them, “But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don’t have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one."
Literally Jesus words. Come on bud, you can't be this retarded.
3 u/darthakan7 1d ago LOL "Live by the sword and you will die by the sword". Retarded are the ones who want to make Jesus at their imagine. Fcking heretics!! 0 u/LongCaster_awacs 1d ago Heretics? Are you implying that those were not Jesus own words, written in the Bible? That in itself is heretical😂 3 u/darthakan7 1d ago The Bible wasn't writen by Jesus. It was more than 100years after his dead. 1 u/LongCaster_awacs 1d ago Never said he wrote it
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"Live by the sword and you will die by the sword".
Retarded are the ones who want to make Jesus at their imagine. Fcking heretics!!
0 u/LongCaster_awacs 1d ago Heretics? Are you implying that those were not Jesus own words, written in the Bible? That in itself is heretical😂 3 u/darthakan7 1d ago The Bible wasn't writen by Jesus. It was more than 100years after his dead. 1 u/LongCaster_awacs 1d ago Never said he wrote it
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Heretics? Are you implying that those were not Jesus own words, written in the Bible? That in itself is heretical😂
3 u/darthakan7 1d ago The Bible wasn't writen by Jesus. It was more than 100years after his dead. 1 u/LongCaster_awacs 1d ago Never said he wrote it
The Bible wasn't writen by Jesus. It was more than 100years after his dead.
1 u/LongCaster_awacs 1d ago Never said he wrote it
Never said he wrote it
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u/darthakan7 1d ago
Very Christian, Jesus loved weapons and hurting people. He was like John Wick on those Times /s