It can make dew with just water.

I said, “Sure, you look great, chase your dreams, go for it!”

but it's usually with my fingers.

Also without gloves I feel better.

He was already spotted!

(Written by my 8-year-old daughter)

Nosferatutu.

He was a silly Feller!

...

Hailing taxis……

I don't dare ask them whether they are analog, octal or decimal.

I want to live in the present.

In a dada base.

-can I ask you: how low should I bow my head when meditating, to reach Nirvana ?

-old monk: "hello, hello, hello, how low" ?

-young monk: "I found it hard, it's hard to find Oh well, whatever, nevermind"

-old monk: eh, these young monks change their mind so quickly, he "smells like teen spirit"

-young monk: that"s not true!

-old monk: "* A denial, a denial, a denial, a denial, a denial, a denial, a denial, a denial, a denial*"

Quotes taken from the song " Smells like teen spirit" by "Nirvana" 🎼🎵🎶🎸🥁🎸

https://youtu.be/hTWKbfoikeg?feature=shared

written by David Grohl, Krist Novoselic, Kurt Cobain (+1994), All rights reserved © BMG Rights Management, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.

ps. please pray 🙏for California and all other places which need rain 🌦️, and for the victims of the fires and other catastrophies...

He says, “Boy am I GLAD to see you!”.

"Make me one with everything."

First person: No, to look at.

He was holding on for deer life

Dip it in Ranch!

My wife was mad saying I never bought her flowers. I didn’t even know she sold flowers

If they had four, they'd be chicken sedans.

Pawsible Deniability.

Every year I give him a little plaque.

One with lots of icing……….

I can do it with my eyes closed.

Lolli Pops

But I can stop any time.