r/asheville Oct 13 '24

Living in bootyhole squalor. Ouch. Meme/Shitpost

We're a civilized household. You know, with bidets. Having to go back to such primitive ways as scraping our bum with 120grit is ruining my glorious Asheville experience. This is easily the worst thing to come out of the disaster.

Hope someone gets a chuckle. Stay safe, love y'all.

edit: fix a typo

edit again: Lol, y'all rock. We're waiting on our portables from the 'zon, and using wetwipes tossed in the trash in the meantime.

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u/nuunso Oct 13 '24

604 Haywood Bottle shop in west Asheville has 3D printed bidet bottle attachments for free, along with bottle shower attachments.

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u/Ok_Association135 Oct 15 '24

Wow. This needs to be amplified. That's some real 21st century community service right there! 3-d printed bidet and shower attachments for bottles. Humanity may actually make it.