Living in bootyhole squalor. Ouch.

[u/pipetih]

We're a civilized household. You know, with bidets. Having to go back to such primitive ways as scraping our bum with 120grit is ruining my glorious Asheville experience. This is easily the worst thing to come out of the disaster.

Hope someone gets a chuckle. Stay safe, love y'all.

edit: fix a typo

edit again: Lol, y'all rock. We're waiting on our portables from the 'zon, and using wetwipes tossed in the trash in the meantime.

[u/dgcamero]

It's time to snag a big roll of Charmin ultra soft. And hopefully y'all got some of the older ones without the stupid ripple cuts. It was the best toilet paper. The same thing with ripples is a downgrade to second place.

Still the best you're gonna get!

[u/Wingo-Lamo → u/dgcamero]

Those bears in the commercial sure seem to like it!

[u/dgcamero → u/Wingo-Lamo]

Lolz