r/asheville • u/pipetih • Oct 13 '24

Living in bootyhole squalor. Ouch. Meme/Shitpost

We're a civilized household. You know, with bidets. Having to go back to such primitive ways as scraping our bum with 120grit is ruining my glorious Asheville experience. This is easily the worst thing to come out of the disaster.

Hope someone gets a chuckle. Stay safe, love y'all.

edit: fix a typo

edit again: Lol, y'all rock. We're waiting on our portables from the 'zon, and using wetwipes tossed in the trash in the meantime.

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u/mtg_island Oct 13 '24

Dude we got a bidet for the first time a week before the storm hit. I was in heaven for a week. I didn’t know what I was missing the whole time. Then the water went out and now it’s been weeks without butt blasting. One day I’ll recover. Until then I poop with great sadness

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u/SunnyAlwaysDaze Oct 14 '24

Y'all just need to get one of those Nerf super soakers, blast off after. Easier said than done, I know. It's hard to find good nerf stuff nowadays.

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u/mtg_island Oct 14 '24

Are you saying I blast myself or is this a partner type activity? Idk that my girlfriend would be down for that lol.