Living in bootyhole squalor. Ouch.

[u/pipetih]

We're a civilized household. You know, with bidets. Having to go back to such primitive ways as scraping our bum with 120grit is ruining my glorious Asheville experience. This is easily the worst thing to come out of the disaster.

Hope someone gets a chuckle. Stay safe, love y'all.

edit: fix a typo

edit again: Lol, y'all rock. We're waiting on our portables from the 'zon, and using wetwipes tossed in the trash in the meantime.

[u/No-Imagination-6588]

Google “travel bidet”. You’re welcome.

[u/kvothes-lute → u/No-Imagination-6588]

Or buy one of those cheap netipot squeeze bottles. Those are similar to some of the travel ones. This style in particular is best because of the curved nozzle thingy from Walmart ($7-8)

walmart brand bottle