r/asheville • u/pipetih • Oct 13 '24

Living in bootyhole squalor. Ouch. Meme/Shitpost

We're a civilized household. You know, with bidets. Having to go back to such primitive ways as scraping our bum with 120grit is ruining my glorious Asheville experience. This is easily the worst thing to come out of the disaster.

Hope someone gets a chuckle. Stay safe, love y'all.

edit: fix a typo

edit again: Lol, y'all rock. We're waiting on our portables from the 'zon, and using wetwipes tossed in the trash in the meantime.

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u/gonnafaceit2022 Oct 13 '24

My mom used the bathroom at my house during this mess and scolded me for using "really thick, plush" tp. It'll clog my pipes, she said.

I mean, it's quilted northern. I think that's kind of middle of the road? She uses Scott. 😵‍💫

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u/Affectionate-Link530 Oct 13 '24

lol I just bought a house and heard Scott tissue was better for the pipes so I bought a pack. I thought my daughter was going to have a stroke complaining about how awful the tp was!

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u/BabyMystique Oct 14 '24

started using the thin Scott ( or off brand) and once I got used to it, never could I go back to plush tp. The rough thin stuff is better! We also have bidets now so I will say using scott after the bidet gets all messed up and falls apart when wet, but I learned how to get it done. Way less tp with the bidet for sure, and no clogs for super old house pipes with Scott or similar.