r/asheville • u/pipetih • Oct 13 '24

Living in bootyhole squalor. Ouch. Meme/Shitpost

We're a civilized household. You know, with bidets. Having to go back to such primitive ways as scraping our bum with 120grit is ruining my glorious Asheville experience. This is easily the worst thing to come out of the disaster.

Hope someone gets a chuckle. Stay safe, love y'all.

edit: fix a typo

edit again: Lol, y'all rock. We're waiting on our portables from the 'zon, and using wetwipes tossed in the trash in the meantime.

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u/saltysnail420 Oct 13 '24

I use wet wipes

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u/Diggity20 Oct 13 '24

Why add septic drainage problems to the list

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u/honeymouth Oct 13 '24

Well, they didn’t say they were flushing them. I wipe with paper that goes in the bowl and clean with a wipe that goes in a can. That way it doesn’t stink up the place or clog the plumbing pipes.

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u/Academic_Award_7775 Oct 13 '24

I’ve been doing all paper/wipes into the can and removing bathroom trash more frequently. I wanted to increase the chances that a force flush would get everything down and not stress the already broken system. Plus, we found out just how much water our toilet tank takes to do a single flush and it feels like so much.