r/asheville • u/pipetih • Oct 13 '24

Living in bootyhole squalor. Ouch. Meme/Shitpost

We're a civilized household. You know, with bidets. Having to go back to such primitive ways as scraping our bum with 120grit is ruining my glorious Asheville experience. This is easily the worst thing to come out of the disaster.

Hope someone gets a chuckle. Stay safe, love y'all.

edit: fix a typo

edit again: Lol, y'all rock. We're waiting on our portables from the 'zon, and using wetwipes tossed in the trash in the meantime.

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u/Healthy-Fold Oct 13 '24

Hey now soon they said water will be flowing with sediment which is like to think will act as a nice exfoliating substance when it shoots out of your bidet