r/Whatisthis • u/brianfrommalden • 5d ago

What is this metal object? Open

NOT the key.......wiseguys.

Seems to be cast steel, weighty. Just found on the warehouse floor here in central Florida. All searches come up with items that are close, but not close enough. No threading inside. No packaging found.

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u/DingotushRed 4d ago

FYI: I wouldn't use a key for scale: it's perfectly possible to read the biting from a photo and cut a copy of the key.

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u/The_Next_Legend 4d ago

yeah but then you gotta figure out what exact door this key goes to, which makes your whole effort moot

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u/Katerina_VonCat 4d ago

Silly. It’s not moot at all! It’s simple! Stalk OP on Reddit for 3 years till they mess up and post a pic that you reverse google earth search and boom found OPs neighborhood. Then you just camp out in your generic “Electrical Company” van with a bunch of protein shakes and an empty laundry detergent jug for pee breaks (do not bring solid foods unless you wanna catch and throw - pro tip: remember to bring wet wipes if you can resist Taco Bell for stake out snacks…learned that lesson the hard way…).

Narrow down who OP is using ChatGTP god mode based off their post and comment history. Then watch for OP to exit their home and boom! Found the door for the key!