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How do they have the gall to show up day after day? ”Joe” said that the Joe Biden of today was sharper than ever, “the best version of Joe Biden”…. I, and any other reasonable person, would just quit and hide. Talk about deceiving the public, talk about treason, talk about being unaccountable. How does he still have a show? Liar, bigot, and mouthpiece for the left! Traitor to America, traitor to himself and his career…. Unless he’s a comedian, then all of this makes sense.

The ghosts of George Washington and Abraham Lincoln visited Jimmy Carter in the White House. George asked President Carter, "We created the greatest government we could so that our people could prosper. How is the American economy?"

"Well, we have an energy crisis right now that's forced me to control gas prices. Unfortunately, now gasoline is hard to get and people are lining up for miles to buy gas."

Lincoln gasped, "Well, at least tell us our country is respected all around the world."

"Actually," Carter blushed, "Iran has taken several of our citizens hostage and refuses to give them back. We've tried reasoning with them, but it's been over two hundred days."

Washington pulled on Lincoln's elbow. "Come on, Abe. Let's get outta here before he tells us he gave away the Panama Canal!"

Let him smell ya