Addies bonnet beret Quaker Oats hat never ceases to send me into orbit

I can see the cops telling her to fuck off and her trying again.

The “o” he does to me sounded artificial. As if he is testing her. Seeing if ruining her family heirloom rug would get unhinged. lol this is wild to see in real life. He’s definitely working…on ruining this young lady/idiot.

We all know attention is Jenelle’s currency. She doesn’t speak for all women. We don’t claim her.

As the title asks. I just finished season two on my millionth watch and the amount of times one of them fled the house and declared it over through seasons one and two made my head fucking hurt to count. By the time the series premiere rolled around they’d already broken up once. So bookending from 16 & Pregnant to when Gary and Kristina have a baby, does anyone have a running count of how often 6-Inch Eyelash Portwood and Gary the Hairy Fairy made up/broke up?

Tyler proposing in season 1… then in the premiere of S2 he’s saying ‘we’re too young to be engaged’

THEN he goes home and gets his mom to help kick Cate out back with April and Butch. It just breaks my heart for Cate, she truly had no one in her corner at such a young age. Tyler is a D Bag and despite me understanding his mom not wanting them to live together so young, did she not see what she was sending Cate back to??

Okay, so I’m rewatching as an “adult” and I’m so surprised at how I previously remembered things. I was a HUGE Chelsea fan, but rewatching and omg, she is such a mean girl. And the way she talks to her Dad makes me so angry! And don’t get me started on the dog. She openly talked about A•D•A•M right in front of Aubree, or told her “yes your Dad is coming to insert literally anything” and then feels bad for her hurt feelings? Why even bring him up at all? I know Adam should’ve been the adult and shown up when he said he would, but he didn’t really come out the gate with a good track record. Idk. Anyways, okay give me my lashings. 😂

I can add the link to the article, I swear this "not your friend* is amber. They are all in the comments

Oh wait! It can’t be Jenelle. This person looks genuinely happy to be spending time with Kaiser and Ensley. My bad.

Okay I'm watching on Pluto and there's this episode where Ryan is just starting to get in trouble for his addiction, he had to go to jail. Mack, his mom, his dad and MTV are all out front talking about Ryan's stay in jail because ""he wasn't ready to" Mackenzie was saying how he's traumatized because while he was in there serving his little time he seen someone's head get smashed in, and someone stabbed and died .you could tell it was total bullshit Ryan made up but everyone just believed it and started crying about how traumatic that must of been for him to see two people die while he was in there, it's county jail not prison, I found my bullshit meter going off, sounds like some Ryan attention story..I've been to county twice in a bad town and there would be a fight here and there but a stabbing and head smashed in? just sounds like total bullshit, while Ryan's on the couch zoned out of his mind barely keeping his eyes open not sober, dozing off,they are all outside poor poor Ryan he's so devastated, the amount of enabling and just kiss ass for Ryan

Okay I found it this is the exact words:

Jen said Ryan told them "it was really rough" behind bars, while Mackenzie said he wouldn't leave the house. "He said he feels like he has something sitting on his chest," added Jen, before the producer noted that sounded like anxiety.

"Two people died while he was in jail," Ryan's mother then explained. "His buddy got stabbed 10 times before he left. He saw one person get beat up so bad there was blood everywhere."

"Smushed his skull," added Mackenize, before Ryan's dad said the guy later died in the hospital.

First of all, what a train wreck. She's going to move her kids around again...

Where do we think she'll go? I doubt she'll stay in Vegas for some reason. It's expensive and she's no longer on the show.

I have a feeling she's going back to the swamp but if her and David legalize their divorce she'll probably have to sell it.

Imagine if Mark, Malik, Bones, the nanny, Javi, Chris, Dom, Joe, Vee and Becky all get together and record a surviving Kail documentary. I feel everyone associated with Kail has said she’s ugly on the inside. I guess it hurts him more because she use his kids to get back at him. Feel free to let me know if I left anyone out.

Rewatching Teen Mom OG and I’m early, on season 1 episode 4. Ryan is (barely) trying to “get Maci back” and he isn’t even looking at her when he’s speaking. They’re sitting on the bed having this akward convo…and he looks like he’s forced to be there. She’s “fishing” for the “right” answers from him and it’s painfully obvious. I don’t even think he wanted to be with Maci, sadly. It seems like his parents try to keep forcing their son to keep hurting this woman when he is NOT good for her at all.

Side note: Maci isn’t perfect, I know how a lot of people on this sub feel about her…but she didn’t deserve how he treated her and Bentley in the beginning. He treated his little precious family like trash. They could have been so happy and cute!

Also, my God Gary is Lazy. Using weaponized incompetence, saying he couldnt button up Leah’s onesie. He just didn’t want to do it. Amber is not a good mom, but I totally see where she got frustrated with him!

You’ve got to hype your friend up and convince them to go on this blind date without mention of the money or who these guys are. If your best friend follows teen mom, it’s got to be the next closest friend/family member who isn’t familiar with the TM. The only situation in which you can explain why you’ve done this…is if they end up spending the night with the germ. If they spend the night, you can explain yourself and you BOTH get 150k. (Spending the night doesn’t have to mean doing the dirty.)

From her last live about a week ago

Jenelle is known for her abuse and neglect of her pets. She abandoned all her dogs and animals to starve to death on "The Land" when she moved to Vegas. She then got rid of Bear shortly after her move to LV, because he barked too much! Now the only dog left is Charlie. I haven't seen him posted at ALL lately. I hope he is ok.

These hypothetical scenarios need rules, or it becomes chaos!

• No changes! These exact styles 😎

• “I’ll shave all my hair off instead” and similar responses aren’t allowed 😂

• Feel free to enter other styles into the pool 🏊

I have my own reasons for not liking her, but I want to hear other people’s reasoning.

Is there a reason why no signs of visitation is made? I know J got custody - but why is there no visitation or concern for his daughter considering the dumpster fire J is?

And Nathan and Kai? That was so dirty to record him getting stood up and likely knowing it would happen if not planning on it.

Those poor kids.