r/RoastMe 8h ago

Go ahead make my day!

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u/numbskullerykiller 7h ago

The most you could do at your hotness level is maybe a hostess at Applebee's. . .in a small town. You couldn't cut it at Cleveland AppleBee's. Also, no one believes you have a thyroid issue or are allergic to gluten. You're just eating too much. Peace!

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u/MintBouquet 7h ago

I have hypothyroidism lol Not that you'd believe me anyway

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u/numbskullerykiller 6h ago

LMAO!!!!!! I knew you were pushing that bullshit on people. You just made my day.

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u/MintBouquet 6h ago

Gladly hahah

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u/numbskullerykiller 6h ago

Your cat is cool tho

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u/MintBouquet 6h ago

Yeah, he was delicious!