r/RoastMe 16h ago

I'm scared but I'm ready πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«

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u/Godleastfavourite 15h ago

I would never roast a pregnant woman, enjoy the rest of your day.Β 

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u/Hella3D 11h ago

Common mistake, she just got resting fat bitch.

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u/steviesnod82 12h ago

Even the fetus got sick of her and crawled away so she isn't pregnant atm

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u/_L_i_m_e 12h ago

She’s expecting triplets.

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u/[deleted] 12h ago

How many dads?

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u/That_Banned_Hybrid 1h ago

She ate a pregnant woman