r/PunSpetsnaz • u/TrueFlameslinger LIEUTENANT COLONEL/EXECUTIVE OFFICER (2ND IN COMMAND) • Oct 07 '19

Pun Police/Cops Defense Team Signups ANNOUNCEMENT

The Pro Punners wish to attack our allies at either Pun Police or Pun Cops soon! Who's with us to help stand up against this insurrection and protect our allies!?

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u/miket001 LIEUTENANT COLONEL Oct 07 '19

WHILE YOU DO THAT I'LL DRINK YOUR BOOZE

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u/samtheman0105 PRIVATE Oct 07 '19

YOULL DIE DRUNK

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u/miket001 LIEUTENANT COLONEL Oct 07 '19

OFCOURSE I DIE DRUNK! I DIDN'T EXPECT OTHERWISE!

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u/samtheman0105 PRIVATE Oct 07 '19

EVEN MORE REASON YOU DONT NEED IT

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u/miket001 LIEUTENANT COLONEL Oct 07 '19

THATS WHERE YOU ARE WRONG, BUT DON'T WORRY YOU'LL RECEIVE THOSE BOTTLES SOON

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u/samtheman0105 PRIVATE Oct 07 '19

YOULL RECEIVE A CONCUSSION SOON

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u/miket001 LIEUTENANT COLONEL Oct 07 '19

I WILL MAKE IT MY PERSONAL MISSION TO LOOT YOUR BOOZE WHEN YOU ARE CAPTURED OR RAN AWAY

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u/samtheman0105 PRIVATE Oct 07 '19

OH NO ITS GETTING DESTROYED NEXT TIME

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u/miket001 LIEUTENANT COLONEL Oct 07 '19

INDEED! IN MY DIGESTIVE SYSTEM!

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u/samtheman0105 PRIVATE Oct 07 '19

NO

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u/miket001 LIEUTENANT COLONEL Oct 07 '19

JUST YOU WATCH!

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u/samtheman0105 PRIVATE Oct 07 '19

NO YOU WATCH

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u/miket001 LIEUTENANT COLONEL Oct 07 '19

TRUST ME, I WILL TERRIFY YOU WITH HOW MUCH I CAN DRINK!

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