r/PunSpetsnaz • u/TrueFlameslinger LIEUTENANT COLONEL/EXECUTIVE OFFICER (2ND IN COMMAND) • Oct 07 '19

Pun Police/Cops Defense Team Signups ANNOUNCEMENT

The Pro Punners wish to attack our allies at either Pun Police or Pun Cops soon! Who's with us to help stand up against this insurrection and protect our allies!?

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u/miket001 LIEUTENANT COLONEL Oct 07 '19

NO! I FOUND IT FAIR AND SQUARE

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u/samtheman0105 PRIVATE Oct 07 '19

YOU DIDNT HAVE TO TAKE IT WHY COULDNT YOU PUT IT WITH THE REST OF MY THINGS

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u/miket001 LIEUTENANT COLONEL Oct 07 '19

BECAUSE ITS FREE ALCOHOL! I TOLD YOU I LITTERLY SEARCH BATTLEFIELDS FOR FREE BOOZE

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u/samtheman0105 PRIVATE Oct 07 '19

TAKE IT FROM SOMEONE THATS DEAD, AND WHY DID YOU HAVE TO WALK RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY CELL WITH IT

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u/miket001 LIEUTENANT COLONEL Oct 07 '19

BECAUSE I WAS GONNA GIVE YOU 2 AS A REWARD, THEN I RETURNED TO MY OFFICE AND DRANK IT!

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u/samtheman0105 PRIVATE Oct 07 '19

ITS STILL FUCKING MINE

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u/miket001 LIEUTENANT COLONEL Oct 07 '19

IT BECAME MINE AS SOON AS I FOUND IT

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u/samtheman0105 PRIVATE Oct 07 '19

AND WHERE DID YOU FIND IT? OH RIGHT IN THE WRECKAGE OF MY JEEP

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u/miket001 LIEUTENANT COLONEL Oct 07 '19

AND HOW DID IT BECOME A WRECKAGE? OH RIGHT YOU ATTACKED. HENCE IT BECOMES LOOT FOR ME

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u/samtheman0105 PRIVATE Oct 07 '19

STILL MINE

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u/miket001 LIEUTENANT COLONEL Oct 07 '19

NOT ANYMORE

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u/samtheman0105 PRIVATE Oct 07 '19

I LITERALLY MADE THE RAKIJA MYSELF

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u/miket001 LIEUTENANT COLONEL Oct 07 '19

YEAH SO? ITS STILL LOOT

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u/samtheman0105 PRIVATE Oct 07 '19

AS LONG AS IM ALIVE ITS MINE

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u/miket001 LIEUTENANT COLONEL Oct 07 '19

AS LONG AS ITS IN MY POSESSION ITS MINE!

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u/samtheman0105 PRIVATE Oct 07 '19

WRONG I MADE IT IM THE ORIGINAL OWNER ITS MINE

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u/miket001 LIEUTENANT COLONEL Oct 07 '19

WRONG! THE MOMENT IT BECAME LOOT AND I TOOK IT IT BECAME MINE

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u/samtheman0105 PRIVATE Oct 07 '19

NO ITS MINE

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

noms on popcorn and watches the shitshow

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u/zasnooley RETIRED Oct 08 '19

Nothing like two miserable alcoholics arguing over booze

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