r/PunSpetsnaz • u/Ubonyeg Spetsnaz Commander [COLONEL] • Jul 20 '19

The execution of Red5478 ANNOUNCEMENT

Warriors of the Spetsnaz, and ladies and gentlemen of the world. I bring in front of you today the terrorist u/Red5478. For his crimes he will be placed in front of a firing squad composed of u/saeldir u/no-more-puns u/zeusy_feee and guest u/Obsidian mine.

Cast Me So Far Away by Staind starts playing

u/Red5478 any last words?

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u/Ubonyeg Spetsnaz Commander [COLONEL] Jul 20 '19

COMPANY, PRESENT ARMS!

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u/TrueFlameslinger LIEUTENANT COLONEL/EXECUTIVE OFFICER (2ND IN COMMAND) Jul 20 '19

Aims my rifle for his center of mass

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u/Ubonyeg Spetsnaz Commander [COLONEL] Jul 20 '19

unsheathes and raises khanjali sword above my head

COMPANY, AIM YOUR RIFLES!

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u/no-more-puns MAJOR Jul 20 '19

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