NEW RULES FROM NEGOTIATIONS

[u/River_KingK]

Myself ( u/River_KingK ) and u/FleetChief were asked to participate in negotiations with leaders of the pun subreddits.

After negotiations were made with u/LazyNovelSilkWorm, u/jlzoy93, u/1MasterOogway1, and u/uniqueUsername_1024, new rules have been established to make the "roleplay" more fun and enjoyable.

1. No God Mode

There have been many accounts of both officers and punners bending reality and acting as if they are omnipotent to escape from a tight spot. Such is now disallowed and anyone found to be doing so will be dealt with harshly.

Any officer found utilizing god mode will be detained by r/PunSpetsnaz or r/Puninternalaffairs and sent to gulag.

1. No Arrests After 1 Hour Has Passed

There have been several accounts of a three hour-old pun or even day old puns being subject to arrest. Once a punner has made a pun, officers and agents have 1 hour to find the post/comment and arrest them. Any officer or agent found arresting a punner from a post later than this time will be detained by r/PunSpetsnaz or r/Puninternalaffairs and be sent to gulag.

1. No Downvoting

Very simple. please do not downvote punner posts.

1. No Death (Executions or Otherwise)

When a punner is attacked or an officer is attacked, they become "wounded." If the wound is severe, they cannot leave the thread alone and must seek assistance from their comrades. In any case, wounded officers cannot attack and wounded punners cannot pun. Once you have left the thread, however, you are immediately restored back to full health, however, you may not reenter the post/comment thread. Any officer found in violation of this rule will be detained by r/PunSpetsnaz or r/Puninternalaffairs and sent to gulag.

1. 24h Negotiation Time

Once a person has been "captured" their comrades have 24 hours to negotiate for his/her release. "Captured" people cannot post or comment, but they may use a chat to communicate to their comrades that they are captured. After this time limit has been exceeded, they are placed into jail/gulag and must break out. Punners and officers in jail/gulag can only comment/post in their respective subs (ie: If you are in r/PunJail, you can only comment there, if you are in r/PunKGB gulag, you can only comment in r/PunKGB). Any officer found in violation of this rule will be detained by r/PunSpetsnaz or r/Puninternalaffairs and sent to gulag.

We hope that you comply to these rules.

EDIT: The arrest limit was extended to an hour.

EDIT: The rules have not been accepted by all branches of anti-pun forces. However, punners have accepted this. Therefore, report any events of punners god-modding but leave if officers are god-modding.

[u/Beep_BeepLetuce]

cries in comerade

[u/River_KingK → u/Beep_BeepLetuce]

Crap! He got away :(

[u/Beep_BeepLetuce → u/River_KingK]

laughs in hidden