r/PunPatrol • u/CalvinVGB • Jul 17 '19

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u/Kannnonball Agent P: Punny the Platapus Jul 17 '19

The only people who can ground me are my parents.

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u/Astephen542 Jul 17 '19

Backup from r/punresistance has arrived!

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u/no-more-puns Spetsnaz Jul 17 '19

Shoots you in the back with a Saiga-12

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u/Astephen542 Jul 17 '19

Digs WWI-esque trench

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u/TrueFlameslinger Jul 17 '19

throws grenade while you dig

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u/no-more-puns Spetsnaz Jul 17 '19

Jumps in Hello there! Shoots you in the arm with a makrov

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u/Astephen542 Jul 17 '19

Pulls out shotgun

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u/TrueFlameslinger Jul 17 '19

shoots you with an Ak-74 from above the trench

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u/TrueFlameslinger Jul 17 '19

cuffs you and drags you to r/PunAlcatraz

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u/no-more-puns Spetsnaz Jul 17 '19

Shoots you in the other arm, causing you to drop your gun

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u/BanjoKazooie420 Jul 17 '19

When youre not shooting are you,.....no-more-guns?

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u/no-more-puns Spetsnaz Jul 17 '19

Shoots banjo in the stomach If you’re from resistance you aren’t supposed to be fighting!

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u/BanjoKazooie420 Jul 17 '19

Bullet flys out my ass i guess theres......no-more-buns

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u/no-more-puns Spetsnaz Jul 17 '19

Fires a round into your chest Didn’t you here? The resistance isn’t supposed to be fighting with anyone for a week! Ask your leader u/OMARA1C

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u/BanjoKazooie420 Jul 17 '19

But ill be too........week to fight then

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u/no-more-puns Spetsnaz Jul 17 '19

Fires a last round into your chest You’d be unconscious by now. If you say otherwise I’ll ban you for GMing.

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