r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT 28d ago

Travel recommendations for American tourists, the safest countries are marked in blue PORTUGAL CAN INTO EASTERN EUROPE

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u/GamerBoixX 28d ago

I'm Mexican, I live in Mexico, and I've only been robbed once in my life, it was in France, was attempted to be robbed other 2 times, once in NY and the other in the UK

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u/brazenrede 28d ago

Depends on what the attacker considers an easy target.

In my experience, some stupid people genuinely think everyone in a country have similar characteristics, and if they look down on the country, they can look down on the individual.

Not a lot of subtlety, or careful thought, in average street criminals.

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u/GamerBoixX 28d ago edited 28d ago

I guess they saw a tourist lost alone at night and decided I was an easy target

First one in NY was a drug addict, probably on something, after telling him no and giving them 5 bucks he went away

Second in the UK was a young masked guy with a knife, when he pulled the knife I honestly laughed because till then I thought it was a cartoonish stereotype that people actually threatened others with knives instead of guns, after laughing him off he got nervous and got away

Third and only successful one was in france, a guy looking at his phone approached me, bumped on me "by accident", 3 min later I noticed I no longer had my wallet in my pocket

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u/Person012345 28d ago

God that second one is such a british mugging story.

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u/Successful-Sand686 27d ago

Ya call that a knife? This is my smith and Wesson

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u/Otherwise-Scratch617 26d ago

Such a real story too

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u/Faesarn 28d ago

Sorry it happened to you mate. I'm french and always hate that people in my country steal from tourist (and locals ofc). Unfortunately Paris is one of (if not the) most visited country in the world and it attracts all kind of people. Every time I go there, like near the Louvre or the Eiffel Tower, I see policemen chasing street vendors and scammers (the one with a ball and 3 glasses).. and 5 minutes later they're back.

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u/GamerBoixX 27d ago

From my experience, Paris was pretty great, the usual scammers and vendors that appear in every major european city were there but they werent a big problem if you knew their game, I was robbed in Nice, which would have been great otherwise

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u/brazenrede 28d ago

I’m sorry that happened to you.

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u/OnasoapboX41 28d ago edited 27d ago

My aunt got robbed in France too. A woman accidentally hooked her umbrella to my aunt's straps of her purse in the metro. As she unhooked it, she stole her wallet from her purse.

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u/Clemdauphin 27d ago

that usual pickpocket tactics. some time they even operate in groups. one distract you and the other empty your bags.

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u/galwegian 27d ago

Finesse is a French word. Laughing at the idea of a UK criminal’s knife being laughed at by a Mexican. Well done.

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u/fbi-surveillance-bot 28d ago

When you are a tourist you are probably more likely to be targeted than in your own country

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u/bootylickinghopeful 28d ago edited 28d ago

I’m visiting Mexico City and made some new friends and their car tire got shot up and the driver stabbed because he ran over some cone from one of those parking flag ladies in Roma

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u/GamerBoixX 27d ago

Yeah, from my experience in some parts of the country you are more likely to get shot/attacked on purpose or by accident for the sole sake of it than actually being robbed

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u/WillBozz SUPPORTS MACACO 27d ago

as a Mexican I have many friends who had the same experience in France and Italy.

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u/GamerBoixX 27d ago

Yeah it's very fcking weird because here you'd expect a situation like that too be a guy pointing a gun at you or at least to be a group surrounding you, but no, its just a person having an "accident" and somehow dissappearing your wallet without you even knowing until later

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u/Head_Asparagus_7703 28d ago

The US news makes a big deal about how unsafe Mexico is but just don't do something dumb (like look for drugs) and stick to the relatively safe parts like you would anywhere else. I visited ~6 months ago and had an amazing time. Probably top 3 of any countries I've visited. The only major downside for me was the air pollution from smog or the active volcano near Puebla.

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u/GamerBoixX 27d ago edited 27d ago

Tbf half of the country is very unsafe and you shouldnt get near it, but if you dont go to that part (to which most tourist dont) and as a tourist you'll be pretty safe, in most tourist destinations robbers and muggers are almost non existant, and the narco evades those areas and never touches the tourists since they usually have agreements with the government

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u/Head_Asparagus_7703 27d ago

Yeah, we stayed in Mexico City, Puebla, and Oaxaca and felt very safe. The number of police in Mexico City was a bit creepy but I think there was a huge free concert happening in the city center so they were all dressed up and practicing in riot gear (I assume that's not normal..)

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u/GamerBoixX 27d ago

Police here (at least those you see in the streets) are usually heavily armed since the realistic worst case scenario they can find is a shootout with the Narco, something that would be almost unthinkable for a police department almost elsewhere to deal with, but those are usually stationed at checkpoints throughout the city while more lightly armed, less intimidating police guard indoors, patrol and actually deal with petty criminals, yeah they increase the security for events like that, when some relevant criminal or drug package is caught or when protests occur, but at this point, at least in Mexico City, that is 1 out of every 3 days so I wouldnt call it much of a rare thing

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u/simplyyAL 26d ago

I have been all over the world (except Australia and North Pole) and have only once had a robbing attempt in Chicago 😂

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u/fazzonvr 26d ago

Funny, I lived in Germany and the Netherlands whole my life, and only got robbed once. On a vacation in Mexico.

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u/OkWish2221 26d ago

Yo también soy de México, nunca me han robado, pero sí presencié 3 robos en un solo día en París.

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u/arwynj55 27d ago

The UK is made of 4 countries, I'm betting you were in England when you were robbed.

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u/Free_Poem1617 27d ago

In England (WY), a junky wanted my wallet, I told him don't you want to talk instead? We talked for an hour, I still have my wallet

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u/rakish_rhino 27d ago

This is the way

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u/Hypatos_ 26d ago

Why do people use this framing for the UK? Four countries in the same way that Georgia is like 3/4 countries (autonomous areas still ruled by the actual country)? Or like USA is hundreds of countries because hundreds of "sovereign tribal nations" with their own languages and governments are contained within?

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u/Connect_Progress7862 28d ago

Moldova is safe?

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u/fk_censors 28d ago

Yes, there's almost no violence against regular people. It's probably a little worse than in the safest European places because their Mafia is more violent (and the Russian Mafia operates there), but they usually just target other criminals and don't bother regular people. Moldova is also more volatile from a geopolitical point, because it has a separatist area and Russian troops and a Russian arsenal on its soil. But it's super safe for tourists, just like any other European country without a large Russian or non European immigrant population.

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u/SoupOrMan3 27d ago

It’s not that bad, I’ve been there a couple of times, people are really chill and I’ve never felt unsafe.

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u/VaseaPost 27d ago

It's safer in Moldova than in the UK, that I can confirm because I've stayed in both recently.

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u/GreatDebate7839 28d ago

Pal, if you wanna travel to Russia, I'll I’ll meet you at the airport, man, you can literally stay with me for your entire vacation. We'll make borscht with you, go fishing. You look at the life of the province, at least something interesting will happen in my life... (Trust me, I'm not a KGB agent :)

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u/No_Machine_8001 28d ago

No offence to you of course, I know there are good normal people in Russia, but traveling to a country you are indirectly supporting its government–both economically and spritually (for the lack of a better word). Same reason I don't want to travel to North Korea or Iran. Also it's scary going to a country where you could be jailed for using the wrong words. But I genuinly hope to be able to travel there in the future :)

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u/rakish_rhino 27d ago

Seconded

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u/pipo1992 27d ago

Following that logic you shouldn't go to USA and China as well.

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u/avidpenguinwatcher 27d ago

Yeah meeting at the airport is fine, it’s getting back through the airport when leaving that presents problems

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u/SuperNova13sp 28d ago

man why is russia hated so much their people are so cool

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u/GreatDebate7839 27d ago

Dude, IDK, maybe the cause is our government's hostile attitude towards the whole fucking world. These guys tryin' to create an image of an external enemy and nothing more. Listen to "Politicians In My Eyes" by Death and many things will come clear)

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u/Poulbleu 28d ago

l wonder

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u/propylhydride 28d ago

Some war is no reason to hate the Russian population and collectively punish their society. I've seen maybe thousands of comments with thousands of likes each, saying all Russians are evil and shouldn't be alive, all since the war began. Editing a dead Russian soldier who was an 18 year old conscript to disparage him is a dick move.

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u/Character-Mix174 28d ago

I'm honestly more concerned with the fact you visit places where you can find something like that than with the fact that it exists.

Because you present it as some widely accepted mainstream opinion, and it isn't. Not in the world, not in the west, not even in Ukraine

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u/propylhydride 28d ago

I don't "visit" those places. It was under quite normal tweets and news stories on Twitter at the start of the war. My Russian friend showed me the rest. (He does not support Putin and he doesn't live in Russia.)

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u/yes_thenakedman 28d ago

For most of the Slavic countries, like Portugal, Russians made it’s name waaaay before the war. The way how they tend to act with the superiority complex is awful. It can easily be a loud minority, but with some nationalities it just happens more often and they are one of them.

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u/Poulbleu 28d ago

Those comments are wrong but disliking a country waging war against your society seems reasonable to me

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u/Independent-Cup-6113 28d ago

Generally the ”hate” towards the average russian stems from the average russians acceptance of the governments actions. Your average russian is not going to condemn their governments actions as long as they got bread on their table - as in, they do not care about others lifes as long as theirs is okay. The average russian is very imperialistic still.

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u/propylhydride 28d ago

You seriously cannot be acting like Russians are the only people who don't condemn the actions of their government. I'm still waiting for an apology as an Afghan from the average American. They think they're heroes. Their military is filled with genocidal maniacs who have destabilized dozens of countries, committed genocides and massacres, and who serve under an institution that has launched at least 251 military interventions since 1991 alone. But the United States is above international law and condemnation. Furthermore, the average Russian doesn't criticize the government because he DOES get what he needs from the government. They are extremely detached from any wars their country participates in.

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u/CrewmemberV2 28d ago

You are also allowed to dislike Americans that support pointless wars.

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u/kamiloslav 28d ago

Would it be ok for him to dislike all Americans in general because of that?

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u/ScuffedBalata 28d ago

Because a significant fraction of them believe Putin is a great guy and invading Ukraine is a necessary police action. 

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u/TheBeerDrinker420 28d ago

Why the fck do tourists have to be careful in Luxembourg???

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u/According_Town7264 28d ago

the rich are vicious :)))

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u/FerdiaC 28d ago

Boredom.

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u/Main_Goon1 28d ago

There might be pickpockets in the centre who come from neighbouring countries

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u/Frank_cat 27d ago

...cause if you take the wrong turn, you are out of the country! :D

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u/jimmyriba 26d ago

Or Denmark. Denmark is safer than a bunch of the blue countries. The map seems pretty inaccurate.

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u/pipiska999 26d ago

Since we are sharing our anecdotal stories in this thread: I've been in Denmark for 3 days and I've been robbed there. The only other country where I've been robbed was Russia.

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u/stonkDonkolous 25d ago

People in Luxembourg hate tourists. The hostility is over the top

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u/1q_devil 27d ago

From the people imigrated from blue

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u/Dawn_of_Enceladus 28d ago

Eastern Europe in blue but western Europe in orange is pure gold.

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u/ManManta 28d ago

Blue region is very rasist and it saved us.

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u/Varmegye 28d ago

What? Austria racist? No Austrian ever been racist.

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u/Xchaosflox 28d ago

Was, warum?😭

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u/Warownia 28d ago

Didnt you had like a lot of stabbings on railway stations?

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u/Trraumatized 28d ago

Don't forget the terrorist attacks, stabbings on Christmas markets, and the rapes. So many rapes.

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u/vak7997 28d ago

Some not so German looking Germans perhaps?

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u/Zealousideal-Put1250 28d ago

Belgrade is more safer than Paris...

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u/Orangutangua 28d ago

UK should be red

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u/MaryBerrysDanglyBean 28d ago

Absolutely. I'm from the UK and I got stabbed thrice today

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u/According_Flow_6218 28d ago

Hope you go to jail for trying to steal the knives from those helpless impoverished minority children.

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u/X_irtz 27d ago

Average Bradford experience.

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u/wolferdoodle 27d ago

Did you give them a stern “no”. It’s seems to work for most folks

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u/MaryBerrysDanglyBean 27d ago

I did! I told them this was not behaviour expected of young gentleman about the town.

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u/wolferdoodle 27d ago

What a nefarious little devil. I’d write to the local MP to get to the bottom of this

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u/4K05H4784 28d ago edited 26d ago

America would be represented by infrared if not radiowaves.

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u/YallaBeanZ 27d ago

Sweden safer than Denmark?! I guess gunshot deaths don’t count…

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u/FlaviusStilicho 27d ago

About four people gets murdered by way of firearms in Denmark each year. In Sweden it was 53 last year… if you normalise for population it would be 8 vs 53. In neighbouring Norway there were 11 which would be about 22 if you normalise for Sweden’s population size.

Sweden is much higher, but it’s still not high enough to be a real concern for tourists

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u/ValeteAria 26d ago

It definitely isnt. Unlike the US most firearm deaths in Sweden and Denmark are within the criminal circuit. A random tourist in Stockholm is not going to be the target. A drug dealer in a ghetto? More like it.

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u/Mixa3 28d ago

I get that Belarus and Russia are very 'dangerous' due to political reasons, but what did Germany and Belgium did to receive a careful rating?

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u/Haunting-Detail2025 28d ago

It’s about terrorism. But to be clear, the state department doesn’t assign grades in the way many other countries do - it goes by relative rankings in some places. So if there’s an increased risk of terrorism in Sweden, it might get a level 2 (exercise increased caution) warning because they’re saying there’s a risk you may not think about, whereas a country that regularly is a little more dangerous might be at a level (exercise NORMAL precautions) because there’s nothing abnormal about the situation there - but it doesn’t mean the place is totally safe.

Level 2 is applied to a lot of places depending on events - for instance, if there’s an election and there are fears of big protests a country might get one. But it doesn’t mean it’s inherently unsafe, it just means you should be aware of a new circumstance. Level 3 and 4 are more “yeah this place is dangerously and you should think twice before booking a trip there”

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u/Relevant_Two_4536 27d ago

This map was made by a pickpocket

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u/HerrSerker 27d ago

In Germany you must be especially careful on the Autobahn because of the Swiss. All their super villains are going berserk.

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u/bigdoinkloverperson 27d ago

You should all indeed be carefull in the Netherlands, running over tourists with bicycles is our fave national pastime

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u/Pretend_Market7790 26d ago

Lol at Russia being more dangerous than the UK. I've lived in both. Never saw a murder, let alone multiple murders in Russia. In Russia you get treated like a king if American. Some things are annoying, like visas, and registering in hotels, but that's for everyone.

Italy, Spain, and France have many no-go zones, and Sweden does too. This is just arbitrary nonsense. Even the Ukraine while being bombed is safer than the UK.

Immigration has changed the mood of Europe. You feel it and it's not good. The safest country on this list is Belarus too. It's just so illogical.

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u/Ordinary_Wafer_3057 24d ago

Why is Denmark yellow? It's safer than the big Swedish cities, for sure.

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u/Trgnv3 28d ago

Moscow is magnitudes safer than any large US city, unless you are traveling to Russia to make political statements.

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u/Haunting-Detail2025 28d ago

It’s because Russia imprisons people for leverage for swaps, not because of petty or street crimes. The state department travel advisory makes that abundantly clear

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u/Trgnv3 27d ago

Russia has been on the "do not travel" list long before the invasion started and any prisoner exchanges were happening. This also isn't true just for Russia, the state department is generally very cautious with its advice, which maybe is good, but also kind of ironic since many US cities are more dangerous than the countries they declare as such.

Would love to see the state department make travel advisories for Baltimore, Detroit, etc.

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u/Cheerful_Zucchini 28d ago

"safety" is not homogeneous at all so this means effectively nothing

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u/Igor_McDaddy 28d ago

Russia is quite safe, actually

It's not like you're gonna get robbed moment after you step out of a plane. The biggest threat here (especially in larger cities) is different kinds of scam, but that's the case everywhere I believe

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u/Logical_Marsupial140 28d ago

I think the bigger issue is being arrested for a bogus charge so that you can be used for a prisoner swap. I think any American would be an idiot to travel to Russia right now.

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u/trimethylbenzene 28d ago

idk about americans but I know many italians who live here and none of them have ever had any trouble with police. If you dont believe me check out dave legenda on youtube, he has been to all kinds of places in russia and he's completelly fine

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u/Haunting-Detail2025 28d ago

What does that have to do with Americans getting politically charged though?

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u/shishkacyka 28d ago

Ой бляха, щас как начнут "Крым-не Россия"

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u/Siberian_Pootis 28d ago

похуй на крым, чего беларусь-то красная?

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u/Mmischief13 28d ago

Denmark should have been blue 🤔

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u/Lagoon_M8 28d ago

Poland is safe? Careful in pedestrian crossing or travelling in a car. Drivers break all of the rules on the road. It's also not safe at night (not everywhere and not everyone should walk on street).

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u/129za 28d ago

The irony is that the US is less safe than all these countries.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

Measured by the same yard-stick, I'd love to see a picture of the US...

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u/p13rr0t87 27d ago

I mean if you need to be careful that kind of implies that country IS UNSAFE

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u/JohnnyJoe7788 27d ago

Imagine mark Russia as dangerous or unsafe😂😂

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u/monkeypunch87 27d ago

What is so unsafe as an American tourist in Germany?

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u/Ok_Cut9989 27d ago

Blue and yellow used to be switched, i wonder what happened in western europe..

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u/mikew1200 27d ago

How tf is Luxembourg yellow?

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u/autofagiia 27d ago

Portugal for US tourists:
Don't come

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u/flimsyCharizard5 27d ago

Yeah, tourists have to be careful in Denmark, but not Romania, got it.

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u/Infamous_Ad9287 27d ago

Portugal should be orange, not a safe place anymore... lots of foreinors....

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u/XxJuice-BoxX 27d ago

Well guess I'm going to Poland now with the boys

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u/Moshisato 27d ago

What’s wrong with Denmark besides language?

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u/LegitimateCranberry2 27d ago

The most dangerous, apart from terroristic threats that don’t exist, are probably Turkey and Russia. In Turkey, particularly Istanbul, you risk getting shaken down by thugs and unscrupulous bar owners. In Russia, you risk being totally ignored in the case of an emergency.

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u/bayern_16 27d ago

I’m a dual U.S. German citizen that has gone to school, worked and lived in both countries. I went to Chicago public schools and have seen some stuff in my day. In the 90’s, I lived in Bonn, Germany. I lived in an apartment building outside the city center and there was a Turkish gang there called the Chicago kings. They would spray paint it everywhere and cause havoc. My wife is Serbian and we do visit Serbia to smaller cities and villages and I feel a hell of a lot safer in Serbia than in some parts of Germany

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u/Patent6598 27d ago

What data is this based on..?

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u/Known_Surprise_3190 27d ago

I wonder if any country in Europe has higher homicide rate than US

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u/greasypizzagorilla 27d ago

Eastern Europe? Really?

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u/FlaviusStilicho 27d ago

Surely all the orange ones are still safer than it would be for the American to remain at home lol

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u/sherman3259 27d ago

Why would Americans need to worry in Netherlands ? Just curious.

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u/beans8414 27d ago

Overlay this with a map of migrant populations

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u/bcb0rn 27d ago

You’re coming from the US. They’re all safer.

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u/Mr_PiggysLove 27d ago

Serbia should be blue. Also, leave your cars unlocked in Romania, it’s a cultural norm and you really should be accustomed to the countries you visit.

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u/Ezythorn_Fox 27d ago

Tf is Greece doing in blue?

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u/skufidonchik 27d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 lies H.f,rus

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u/Falcon-Unique 27d ago

I do find it surprising that The Netherlans isn't a "safe" country.

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u/A43BP 27d ago

What lack of illegal immigrants does to safety

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u/Medium_Reindeer3119 27d ago

Россия самая небезопасная для туризма американца? 🤣 Какой додик создавал это?

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u/Big-Today6819 27d ago

Denmark should be blue, something is wrong on this map

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u/Marukuju 27d ago

They should also do a map of travel recommendations for US states

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u/Mysterious7302 27d ago

Russia is the safest, I didn't see any crimes, and in Spain, in front of me, on the first day of my visiting, a woman stole a bag and ran away from the guards

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u/Present_Student4891 26d ago

Eastern Europeans in my experience love Americans more as they’ve suffered under the Russians & r grateful to the Americans.

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u/FreezeMageFire 26d ago

Yeah I’m not going to Russia , everywhere else I’ll go though 💀💀💀💀

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u/PressureTime5816 26d ago

I think Denmark is more safe than Sweden 😝

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u/AdPleasant4338 26d ago

well is just fair, We considered travel USA like go to the western

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u/the_spolator 26d ago

Another level of wild to think of Romania and Bulgaria as safer than Germany.

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u/BrokeButFabulous12 26d ago

Lol any major city in europe is the same, people will always pray on tourists.

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u/Parazit28 26d ago

Russia is safe country, just don't be near the front line, Moscow and other cities are safe, drones won't reach them. Western Ukraine is probably also +- safe. And what could happen in Belarus???

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u/Burdokva 26d ago

I live in Bulgaria. For all of the many, many bad things that are true about my country (and the Balkans in general), it is far, far safer for everyday life, especially going out after dark compared to Western Europe or the Unites States. I can say the same for neighbouring countries like Greece, Romania, Serbia, Turkey. 

Even considering that crime has worsened in my city over the past 10-15 years, I never felt unsafe or outright afraid when going out at night, as I did while living and working in London and NYC. Back in my broke ass school and uni years, I would regularly walk back home for a couple of hours after midnight crossing much of the city after a night out with friends or staying with my girlfriend; never had any trouble. 

I've done that twice in London (about a decade ago) and once in NYC, and I would never repeat. Same can be said about other wealthy cities I've visited, Luxemburg, Milan, etc. London being the worst by far.

So, yes, if you're a tourist, the Balkans are quite safe. You are likely to get scammed by a taxi driver but unless you do something truly stupid, you should be alright even out at night. 

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u/Gullible-Exam2568 26d ago

What a bullshit map

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u/Educational_Length48 26d ago

U got that one red country amidst all of the blue countries. Lil guy. What'd he do wrong? Why's he so mad?

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u/Emperor_Joe_Biden 26d ago

Ukrayina is very safe, especially in our beautiful cities of Pokrovs and Nyu York! trust me bro, I'm totally not a Voyinkomat officer ;)

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u/Hey648934 26d ago

Lol. Romania or Bulgaria safer than Spain or France. Sure buddy.

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u/kevinpb13 26d ago

What’s wrong with Germany? I lived there for 2 years and it was freaking awesome. The people were very nice and welcoming.

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u/SnooChipmunks9977 26d ago

Stupid map. Anything bad/good can happen to you anywhere, any time, any place.

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u/Ok-Bass395 26d ago

Is Denmark really considered unsafe for Americans? Perhaps they shouldn't wear a MAGA cap, but other than that ... 😄

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u/Kova_Arg 26d ago

Belarus? Russia?

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u/xJeadx 26d ago

i would consider Ukraine, France and Germany the only RED for now turn Russia to BLUE

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u/HaubyH 26d ago

Seems like no illegals = no problems.

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u/Lasse_O 26d ago

Sweden is definitely not more safe than Denmark 😅

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u/MedicineMean5503 26d ago

British and French have had so much ‘cultural enrichment’ it’s impossible these crime stats are real facts. 🤡

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u/Levoso_con_v 26d ago

Huh, if they need to be cautious in western Europe that does mean you need a mercenary battalion to be able to walk through the streets of the US?

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u/OkWish2221 26d ago

I am from Mexico, I have never been robbed, but I did witness 3 robberies in one day in Paris.

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u/Jarboner69 25d ago

It’s rated for violence or crime targeted towards you because you’re an American. I’m pretty sure countries like France are an orange because of tension with migrant Muslim populations and ISIS cells and so on.

I live in a country with a much higher crime rate but is orange because of Boko Haram. The problem is it’s easy to become orange.

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u/No_Direction5388 25d ago

Be careful in Scotland. They might kill you with kindness. Or maybe they're talking about driving. If that's the case, then Americans do have to be careful.

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u/Less_Pipe_56 25d ago

Yeah, Americans are massively at risk here in Northern Ireland and Great Britain lol. Who made this shit up

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u/The_Guy_v2 25d ago

Netherlands is actually very safe, as long as you avoid Amsterdam and Rotterdam ;)

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

Biased as hell.

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u/_LookV 25d ago

Lmfao the Caliphate of Al-Swedi and the former colony of Irelandikogubongo need to be red.

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u/efysam 25d ago

Чушь какая, всем пофиг в России на америкашек.

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u/TheSettlerV 25d ago

COME TO POLAND, WE WON'T HURT YOU <3!!

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u/Miserable_Review_374 25d ago

Well, it's safe in Moscow if you don't take marijuana there.

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u/Dangerous_Hat_9262 25d ago

hahahahahahahahahaha

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u/Square_Rich 25d ago

Fake. Denmark is safer then Sweden. Shitty map

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u/LongThiccFish 25d ago

Denmark is among the safest countries in the world, why are we orange

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u/Longjumping_Ad5474 25d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I see you travelled really well

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u/Direct_Soup_2382 25d ago

Erm...actually Romania should be yellow because they like to rob the tourist ok!!..But overall this seems accurate ( to a hill billy like me lol)

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u/WinniDerk 25d ago

Lul I read "terrorists must be careful" at first. In my mind for a second this was a terrorist travel recommendation map

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u/thomsxD 25d ago

Dude, what the hell is this misinformation? There is no way Sweden is safer than Denmark. Not as a tourist either.

Call me biased but I think even Swedes with a bit of common sense would agree nowadays.

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u/GirlsWithGlassess 25d ago

Does any of you people legit know this map is a troll made?💀

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u/VegaGPU 25d ago

The nation the film hostel is based out of is actually safer than scanadavian nations?

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u/Few-Audience9921 25d ago

Denmark less safe than Sweden? Funny joke

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u/Grouchy_Tune4503 25d ago

How is Sweden safe, but Denmark isn't?

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u/buckedgangz 25d ago

Why gooddawm Part of Russia next to Poland whats so „dangerous“ about it?

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u/PCHELKHA 25d ago

Why is Russia red?

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u/RedditTaughtMe2 24d ago

America is red I assume

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u/ShaniacSac 24d ago

I aint leaving the usa unless I can bring my Glock.

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u/drpacket 24d ago

This 3 color system seems like a wild oversimplification.

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u/Kunze17 24d ago

Paris and Berlin are fucking the French and German stats

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u/blackrain1709 24d ago

All of Balkan should be blue

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u/Smart_Print8499 24d ago

Denmark dangerous? Really?

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u/dgc-8 24d ago

well i have to be careful as a tourist in my own country (but only in big cities)

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u/WhoCares_doyou 24d ago

How is Sweden safe? They imported so much trouble

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u/TobiDudesZ 24d ago

Belgium is only unsafe if you go to the big cities.