r/MurderedByWords 6d ago

Brutal ratio holy shit #1 Murder of Week

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

And the day that he solves this burning question will be a day of victory.

The word "fuck" is going to be a monumental occasion for this kid. The light bulb moment about to be seared into his internal dialogue.

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u/Reference_Freak 5d ago

He's gonna fuck the fuck out of the word fuck.

Yup, my parents turned the van around so they could drag me to the bathroom and get soap in my mouth the first time they heard me say "damn' when I was 6 so I'm rooting for the nephew.

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u/Responsible-Gain3949 4d ago edited 4d ago

Please tell me it was a nice freshly opened bar of soap and not a bacteria-laden soap from a facility open to the public! I am appalled at the ancient disciplinarian method, which is arguably child abuse, but I'm too busy being upset with the potential of really disgusting bacteria.

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u/softhandedliberal 4d ago

Some kids definitely deserve the soap

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u/fandomhyperfixx 3d ago

You’re sick in the head

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u/softhandedliberal 3d ago

You’re dense and haven’t and won’t ever raise a child

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u/fandomhyperfixx 3d ago

You think abuse is okay. It’s not. It’s disgusting.

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u/softhandedliberal 3d ago

It’s not abuse to discipline badass kids who don’t listen. Grow up.

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u/Standard_Lie6608 2d ago

If you need to use force, violence or shame in order to discipline, you are a shit parent and need therapy. You can actually discipline without being an abusive piece of shit. No wonder they don't listen to you, you're not worth the respect of being listened to