r/MurderedByWords 6d ago

Brutal ratio holy shit #1 Murder of Week

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u/sunsetgal24 6d ago

And it's not like a 5 year old has the context to understand what any of those words mean.

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u/xpgx 5d ago

I’ve also never met a 5 year old tall enough to read the top shelves at stores. Children generally only have an interest/awareness of things on their own level unless they’re looking for something specific (and even then, they’re more likely to search low).

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u/ConfusedAndCurious17 4d ago

lol I didn’t know the word “shit” until my mom was 100% certain i said it and started yelling at me asking me to repeat what i had said. I repeated what i actually said (can’t recall what it was now) and she said “NO, YOU SAID SHIT”

New vocabulary unlocked. Grounded for doing nothing.