r/MurderedByWords 6d ago

Brutal ratio holy shit #1 Murder of Week

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u/Emotional-Entrance57 5d ago

They’re mad cause 5 year olds have a neck. I’m sure it really will surprise them when I tell them that they can also climb.

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u/Low-Farmer-8638 5d ago

It'll really blow their minds when they find out the sex toy aisle at CVS isn't so huge that it fully occupies both sides of the aisle and therefore there would be no reason for someone to be in that aisle to purchase something else with their kids.

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u/Peaches42024 5d ago

It’s insane on how people want the world bubble wrapped because they have children but have no clue how to be good parents.

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u/Low-Farmer-8638 5d ago

What does that have to do with my comments?