r/MurderedByWords 5d ago

Brutal ratio holy shit #1 Murder of Week

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u/KTRyan30 5d ago

So, fun side story, for some godforsaken reason my local CVS has decided that aisle that functions as line for the pharmacy should also be the family planning and sex toy aisle, which is uncomfortable for everyone involved...

Aside from having to stand in line with Mrs Smith, 70 Year old grandmother of 6 from down the street next to a bunch of vibrators. Imagine actually wanting to buy a sex toy and having to go to the most perpetually crowded aisle in the store.

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u/Bohemia_D 5d ago

Could always ask Mrs Smith for recommendations.

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u/NaptownBoss 4d ago

"Gee, Mrs Smith. You seem like a worldly woman . . ."