r/MurderedByWords 5d ago

Brutal ratio holy shit #1 Murder of Week

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u/letstrythatagainn 5d ago

Not only that, the kid will now be curious what the actual "F" word is, and will be curious until he learns, likely from someone other than his parents now. They could've made it a non-issue, and now it's something lodged in his mind.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

And the day that he solves this burning question will be a day of victory.

The word "fuck" is going to be a monumental occasion for this kid. The light bulb moment about to be seared into his internal dialogue.

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u/Reference_Freak 4d ago

He's gonna fuck the fuck out of the word fuck.

Yup, my parents turned the van around so they could drag me to the bathroom and get soap in my mouth the first time they heard me say "damn' when I was 6 so I'm rooting for the nephew.

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u/Responsible-Gain3949 4d ago edited 3d ago

Please tell me it was a nice freshly opened bar of soap and not a bacteria-laden soap from a facility open to the public! I am appalled at the ancient disciplinarian method, which is arguably child abuse, but I'm too busy being upset with the potential of really disgusting bacteria.

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u/softhandedliberal 3d ago

Some kids definitely deserve the soap

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u/fandomhyperfixx 3d ago

You’re sick in the head

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u/softhandedliberal 2d ago

You’re dense and haven’t and won’t ever raise a child

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u/fandomhyperfixx 2d ago

You think abuse is okay. It’s not. It’s disgusting.

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u/softhandedliberal 2d ago

It’s not abuse to discipline badass kids who don’t listen. Grow up.

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u/Standard_Lie6608 1d ago

If you need to use force, violence or shame in order to discipline, you are a shit parent and need therapy. You can actually discipline without being an abusive piece of shit. No wonder they don't listen to you, you're not worth the respect of being listened to

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u/sirdir 4d ago

Yeah and I doubt it’ll do him much damage :)

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u/Throwdaho 4d ago

Chill daddy

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u/Her_name--is_Mallory 4d ago

Like, oh, I don’t know maybe a bumper sticker or a flag that reads Fuck Joe Biden?

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u/PurrpleShirt 4d ago

I work in foster care. Had a sibling group , all under five, who were placed in a Trump cult foster home (out of my control). One week later they were all yelling “Fuck Joe Biden” at their visitation with family. Needless to say, they were moved from that placement. These people do not care what kids are learning.

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u/S_Nathan 4d ago

On the contrary, they care a lot. They don’t want them to learn forbidden knowledge.

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u/PurrpleShirt 4d ago

Ehhh, they seem to be fine with them learning it carnally…from the clergy or from conservative Christians.

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u/mymypizzapie 4d ago

Someone in my hometown had a giant flag saying that hanging from their house and they lived like 5 houses from the elementary school. Display your own political views all you want, but keep it appropriate.

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u/Marsuello 4d ago

If that kid is anything like me when i was that age the sister will regret this decision because once he finds out there’s a very good chance he’s gonna use it a lot because it’s a “forbidden” word

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u/ZARTOG_STRIKES_BACK 4d ago

I found out about it at that age too, and was always aggressively shushed and chastised. Got in a lot of trouble because I would often try to get as far away from my parents as possible before quietly repeating "fuck, fuck, fuck" to myself ad nauseam until I was caught.

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u/Lou_C_Fer 4d ago

Myself and a couple of other kids had a "cussing club". It was in a neighbor's bushes. We'd go there and just cuss into the air. No target. And we would giggle our little six year-old asses off.

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u/5Kenai4 4d ago

Hey kid..it means fuck

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u/ruckustata 4d ago

Fuck. So fucking true. What's the F word btw?

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u/Borrp 4d ago

It's called bad parenting.

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u/Ostracus 3d ago

To understand the original joke, one has to know both meanings.