r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

BuT lAiZiNeS iS hArD!

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u/Spiritual_Job6742 1d ago

Any Wartime president has had to work harder. And let’s not forget Lincoln during the Civil War.

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u/Zachattack525 1d ago

Speaking of wartime, I theorize that part of why he's so focused on taking land like Greenland and Canada is that he wants to get into a drawn-out war so he can Roosevelt his way into a third term, and maybe even a fourth.

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u/Dexterdacerealkilla 1d ago

Do you really think that he’s going to live well into his 80’s?

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u/Standard-Fold-5120 1d ago

He might think he will. 

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u/PancakeMixEnema 1d ago

Why do I have to know healthy young people that passed away for no reason while this walking McDonalds Dip sauce is still kicking.

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u/Zachattack525 1d ago

True, forgot how old he was given he acts like a child

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u/Nyingjepekar 1d ago

Like a vampire, trump may never die. Heaven doesn’t want him and Hell won’t touch him.

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u/scienceizfake 1d ago

That’s why he’s got a junior.