r/LeopardsAteMyFace Apr 27 '22

Desantis gets a taste of his own medicine

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u/selfrespectra Apr 27 '22

But then the same people will say the bible is authentic and relevant in our day.

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u/cute_polarbear Apr 27 '22

I mean, many aspects of US constitution is being debated to death in regards to founders' intent and interpretation, and it's only been 200 some years with original, non-translated text, so to speak.

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u/AMEFOD Apr 27 '22 edited Apr 27 '22

Well it sort of is. Even if you only use it as a context reference for history and the English language.

Edit: Just for context not truth.

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u/Ok-Art-1378 Apr 27 '22

Yes, English. The original language of the Holy Bible.

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u/AMEFOD Apr 27 '22

No, but the phrases derived from the bible are legion. And understanding where they come from and their original meaning adds context.

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u/MoCapBartender Apr 27 '22

No, but the phrases derived from the bible are legion.

Even “[to be] legion” is from the bible.

Legion was a bunch of demons posessing some dude. The best Jesus could do is drive them all into some sheep and then drive the sheep off a cliff or something.

The plot of the Exorcist basically.

Related: “I contain multitudes” is Walt Whitman.

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u/AMEFOD Apr 27 '22

Ya, just had to slip that in.

Edit: You saw what I did there.

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u/SupaSlide Apr 27 '22

Oh yeah, historical accuracy and mastery of English, the Bible's greatest strengths.

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u/AMEFOD Apr 27 '22

No, it just happens to be an influential book that adds context to the way people were thinking when history happened. And the original meaning of English phrases.

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u/McMammoth Apr 27 '22

and the English language

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u/AMEFOD Apr 27 '22

The shear volume of phrases in English derived from the bible is bizarre.

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u/McMammoth Apr 27 '22

Like what?

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u/AMEFOD Apr 27 '22

I’m going to cheat and toss a Mental Floss at you.

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u/jumpminister Apr 27 '22

I'd argue there are many worthless books. Like Dianetics, or yes, The Bible.

The Bible has one saving grace, that can be gone without, and that's as a source of cultural and literary devices not used as much these days.

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u/Larkson9999 Apr 27 '22

The bible is an incredibily boring, badly translated hodge-podge of dozens of other religious books randomly edited together by idiots. It barely tells any story, constantly shifts in tone and era without explanation, there's no central theme or characters, there's no plot, there's no moral that isn't contradicted in other chapters, and the entire story is told in passive third person. As a religious text, it sucks. As a book, it fails to educate or entertain. As a guide for behavior, it flounders.

It is badly written trash that I wouldn't recommend anyone seriously read unless you're already telling other people they should read the bible. Which since you are, I suggest you try reading it cover to cover and treat it as a book.

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u/MoCapBartender Apr 27 '22

There's definitely a lot of coherent stories in there, though. And throughout most of Christian history, nobody read the damn thing, they just had that collection of tales and the follow-along triptychs at Church.

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u/Larkson9999 Apr 27 '22

Taken as a book, the overall story is incoherent. As a short story collection, it fails to entertain. It is rife with misinformation, inaccurate history, contradicts reality, and going from Old to New testament even god's character is inconsistent.

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u/Matrixneo42 Apr 27 '22

I say fuck most of the Bible.