r/LeopardsAteMyFace Apr 27 '22

Desantis gets a taste of his own medicine

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u/Cryhavok101 Apr 27 '22

Noah was just using the same spell the guy from Fantastic Beasts used for his bag.

Can you imagine if god sent out tweets all the time to retcon stuff in the bible, like JK Rowling did with Harry Potter?

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u/light_to_shaddow Apr 27 '22

Gay Moses, Splitting a salty body, leading a parade of his people. Going up a mountain, taking some tablets.

It wouldn't take much.

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u/TzakShrike Apr 27 '22

Just sounds like a bag of holding