r/LeopardsAteMyFace • u/CLUB770 • 1d ago

Nick Fuentes Beaten at His Own Game

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u/Affectionate-Wish113 1d ago

Bitch, you’re asking me, a woman, for a handout?? I hope you get the clap.

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u/Pandoras_Fate 1d ago

Clap? Nah. I hope he gets the standing ovation of chlamydia.

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u/harmoniousnuisance 1d ago

We should think more long term - chlamydia can be treated pretty easily.

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u/Pandoras_Fate 1d ago

Anti-biotic resistant ghonnosyphaherpolomydia.

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u/harmoniousnuisance 1d ago

Well done 👏🏻

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u/Calamity-Gin 1d ago

Very well done, but can you work the Plague in there?

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u/Pandoras_Fate 1d ago

Which plague? Bubonic? Easily treatable.

Now prion diseases.....

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u/LurkerPatrol 1d ago

That sweet sweet Ebola please

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u/PoopieButt317 1d ago

Oozing body juices.

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u/Clickrack 1d ago

Captain Trips has entered the chat

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u/Starkoman 18h ago

Steve Bannon has entered the chat.

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u/Calamity-Gin 1d ago

Well, the Plague refers to Yersinia pestis, which comes in three varieties: bubonic, pneumonic, and septicaemic. Same bacteria, different routes of infection. All of them respond to tetracycline, but the septicemic version can kill in hours.

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u/Wintercat76 1d ago

Whenever I see a new doctor they always get a funny expression on their faces when they read my file. I've had both bubonic plague and leprosy.

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u/Frosty_Mess_2265 1d ago

Get scurvy next for the medieval hat-trick

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u/Wintercat76 9h ago

Nah, my dentist, who happens to be my step dad, would be upset.

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u/Calamity-Gin 1d ago

So you've been hugging both the marmots *and* the armadillos? Wild life, man. (Also, I'm very glad you're still here in one piece.)

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u/Wintercat76 9h ago

Neither. Lived in India in the early 90's.

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u/jessewalker2 23h ago

You’re either a walking virus magnet or about to be a superhero. Bitten by a spider recently?

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u/Goodnlght_Moon 14h ago

Just bad luck, job related, or?

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u/Wintercat76 9h ago

Bad luck in my teens. Also got malaria, but it fortunately only lays me low about once a decade or so.

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u/Goodnlght_Moon 7h ago

That's amazing. You're one tough cookie!

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u/SaltRelationship9226 1d ago

I suggest cholera. Highly unpleasant and can also kill in hours. 

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u/Starkoman 18h ago

Too fast, then.

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u/Atsetalam 20h ago

Mmm! Prions.

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u/jessewalker2 23h ago

We gotta come up with a catchy name for it…the Nick pus maybe? Help me out here…

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u/Pandoras_Fate 23h ago

SAR-Y-ASS-INCEL24