r/LeopardsAteMyFace • u/Intelligent_Nose_826 • 1d ago

MAGA Turns on DOGE

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u/forthewatch39 1d ago

A broken clock is right twice a day. She may be crazier than a loon, but she has him pegged.

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u/Dankkring 1d ago

Rumor has it she gave Trump an insanely good BJ but Elon gave him a better one. Thats just the word on the street

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u/forthewatch39 1d ago

I’m trying to eat dinner, I don’t need that image in my head right now, lol.

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u/Fraerie 1d ago

Now that dinner is over - think on how much she must have thought she was going to gain from that BJ to put her face anywhere near Trump-poopy-pants’ nether regions and how justifiably angry she must be that he didn’t follow through.

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u/bug_out_zero 1d ago

Just one more contractor that the Orange Menace stiffed…

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u/MadManMorbo 1d ago

It was basically a blumpkin.

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u/idriveajalopy 1d ago

Loomer is trolling for attention. Enjoy.

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u/Tsobe_RK 1d ago

is Elon giving Trump fellatio twice a day? Many reliable sources are claiming so! I'm just asking questions people.

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u/flocknrollstar 1d ago

"I'm just asking questions"

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u/SuccessionWarFan 1d ago

You should Tweet your comment since Musk and MAGA support absolute free speech. I bet it’ll trigger him so bad.

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u/Dankkring 1d ago

I don’t have a tweeter account

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u/SuccessionWarFan 1d ago

I understand. Neither do I. But if someone could, it would be hilarious.