r/GardeningAustralia Nov 05 '22

What do I do with this space?! 🙉 Send help

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u/Sparky_Buttons Nov 05 '22

That's your new crying spot. Since it's unpaved, your fresh tears will just sink into the dirt without a trace.

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u/Squally92 Nov 05 '22

There's just enough room to lay perfectly prone and think about the void.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '22

Honestly, I want a crying spot.

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u/Sparky_Buttons Nov 06 '22

Crying spots are for the upper classes, you and I will have to continue to cry into the hessian sack we keep under the floorboards.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '22

Hessian you say, la di dah. I just have a pile of old newspapers that I can tear up into a neat to weep in.