You wake up next to a dying fire, it's warmth wanes as you breathe the cool morning air. A person steps into the light. Their heavy boots give way to a short skirt, but from their face a beard hangs and rests upon their bare, bosomless chest. They speak to you about having to defeat your notions of gender before you can ascend the staircase.
Enraged by their appearance, you lunge forward with your sword, only to have them deftly step aside and deliver a fatal palm strike to the back of your head. As you slouch forward, barely able to muster more than a dying wheeze, you swear you can *hear* them rolling their eyes as they whisper "chud."
You awaken next to the same fire to see a person filing their nails down with a round honing stone. Next to them is a pile of bones an armor. The sigh, looking at you, and suggest perhaps an easier game would be better for you.
I have an idea for woke souls, you have to choose between an A or B body type for your character, there is no limit on body hair and muscle for either body type, if you play as a Woman you can only get married to another Woman and the game has a long haired Feminine looking boy... wait that's just Elden Ring.
Next you're gonna tell me bloodborne is woke because it's about childbirth and menstruation or something. I'm not having it. I'm gonna go play my non woke games like sex with Hitler 2.
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u/MuttTheDutchie 2d ago
I would un-ironically play woke souls.
You wake up next to a dying fire, it's warmth wanes as you breathe the cool morning air. A person steps into the light. Their heavy boots give way to a short skirt, but from their face a beard hangs and rests upon their bare, bosomless chest. They speak to you about having to defeat your notions of gender before you can ascend the staircase.
Enraged by their appearance, you lunge forward with your sword, only to have them deftly step aside and deliver a fatal palm strike to the back of your head. As you slouch forward, barely able to muster more than a dying wheeze, you swear you can *hear* them rolling their eyes as they whisper "chud."
You awaken next to the same fire to see a person filing their nails down with a round honing stone. Next to them is a pile of bones an armor. The sigh, looking at you, and suggest perhaps an easier game would be better for you.