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u/Negan-Cliffhanger 2d ago
Hey you, you're finally a woke
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u/ctrlqirl 2d ago
Too bad they won't get this reference, this game is in "the list"
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u/Highskyline 2d ago
God what do they even have left? Skyrim is like 2/3rds of all games ever released, and mods make it the other 3rd.
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u/SCameraa 2d ago
I was woke like you once, but then I took a meme to the knee.
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u/HoneyWhereIsMyYarn 1d ago
Let me guess, someone stole your pronouns
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u/Three-Of-Seven ⚠️Woman with Opinions⚠️ 1d ago
Wokeborn, huh? Was it your ma or your pa that was woke?
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u/MuttTheDutchie 2d ago
I would un-ironically play woke souls.
You wake up next to a dying fire, it's warmth wanes as you breathe the cool morning air. A person steps into the light. Their heavy boots give way to a short skirt, but from their face a beard hangs and rests upon their bare, bosomless chest. They speak to you about having to defeat your notions of gender before you can ascend the staircase.
Enraged by their appearance, you lunge forward with your sword, only to have them deftly step aside and deliver a fatal palm strike to the back of your head. As you slouch forward, barely able to muster more than a dying wheeze, you swear you can *hear* them rolling their eyes as they whisper "chud."
You awaken next to the same fire to see a person filing their nails down with a round honing stone. Next to them is a pile of bones an armor. The sigh, looking at you, and suggest perhaps an easier game would be better for you.
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u/Gaige524 My gender is Body Type B 2d ago
I have an idea for woke souls, you have to choose between an A or B body type for your character, there is no limit on body hair and muscle for either body type, if you play as a Woman you can only get married to another Woman and the game has a long haired Feminine looking boy... wait that's just Elden Ring.
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u/Highskyline 2d ago
Next you're gonna tell me bloodborne is woke because it's about childbirth and menstruation or something. I'm not having it. I'm gonna go play my non woke games like sex with Hitler 2.
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u/Gaige524 My gender is Body Type B 2d ago
Guess I shouldn't mention the Gender Changing Coffin in Dark Souls 2
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u/Legal-Airport5971 2d ago
Estradiol casket you say?
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u/Gaige524 My gender is Body Type B 1d ago
An Estradiol Casket or a Testosterone Sarcophagus, depending on your starting point
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u/Mable-the-Table 2d ago
Bro, I just woke up..
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u/SCameraa 2d ago
Just woke up eh? Sounds pretty woke to me. I, as a true gamer, never go to sleep so I never wake up.
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u/SergeKingZ 1d ago
I missed this meme format so much. Now do one with the guy waiting in line with his Switch.
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u/winter-ocean 1d ago
There should actually be a videogame that's just a Zelda style protagonist in a Dark Souls style setting
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u/Jakennedy101 1d ago
I remember this meme, this was going around when I first joined like 2-3 years ago
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u/AskJeevesIsBest 2d ago
I'm confused. What is this meme about?
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u/ShadowPuppetGov 2d ago
I'm
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u/AskJeevesIsBest 1d ago
Actually, you're wrong. Just quit my job and now I'm unemployed, but I still don't understand the meme!
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u/Voidlingkiera 2d ago edited 1d ago
So when are you guys and the "gamingmeme" community gonna finally admit your love for one another and fuck?
Edit: I'll take that as a never. You guys can't run from your feelings forever.
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