r/FridgeDetective 21d ago

What does my fridge say about me? πŸ˜‚ Meta

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u/eternaaphrodite 21d ago

The cardiologist thought so too. It shouldn’t be me, but it is. I try to make the best of it.

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u/executive313 21d ago

By taxing the fuck out of your heart with sugar caffeine and salt? Sure sounds like youre just trying to end it quicker. Maybe try cocaine if that's the goal could probably buy enough to hit 2 bumps a day for a week if you stopped buying those fraps.

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u/Subtle__Numb 21d ago

2 bumps of cocaine is just enough cocaine to piss you off at the fact you don’t have more cocaine

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u/RemarkableMaize7201 19d ago

No that is any and all amounts of cocaine

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u/Subtle__Numb 18d ago

I always reached a certain point where it was more relief to be out. Shit comedown, but by day 3 it gets rough to keep going