r/FridgeDetective 21d ago

What does my fridge say about me? πŸ˜‚ Meta

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u/LadyRedundantWoman 21d ago

It smells terrible when you pee and you're minutes away from a heart related medical emergency.Β 

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u/eternaaphrodite 21d ago

I am always minutes away from a heart related medical emergency with or without coffee so you’re not wrong!

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u/Common_Sandwich_1066 21d ago

Yeah but you're even closer with it. But if you don't care... not sure what else to say. The sugar is what's killing your heart though. That's loads of sugar. Small/normal amounts of caffeine is fine. The sugar is what kills our hearts.