r/ExplainTheJoke 23h ago

I don't get it?

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u/BombOnABus 23h ago

I'm assuming the "rose" is a vibrator. The best vibrators are the most powerful ones, and battery-operated ones rarely have the same strength. So, a high-quality vibrator usually plugs into the wall. It also makes an audible hum/buzz when in operation.

This sound is not unlike an electric hair clipper. The joke is she's masturbating at least 5 times a day with a loud, powerful vibrator, but the neighbors just keep hearing this loud buzzing going off, for minutes on end, multiple times a day, not unlike running a barber shop out of your house.

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u/rocketwilco 22h ago

I’m surprised ryobi doesn’t offer a vibrator in their 18v tool line up.

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u/Kymera_7 22h ago

I've seen dildo drill attachments for sale before, in contexts which utterly failed to make clear whether they were intended as a joke, or to be used and taken seriously.

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u/PraxisEntHC 21h ago

Sir, I'll have you know that it's called a drilldo.

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u/Pocketsandgroinjab 20h ago

Impact drive-her*

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u/seth928 19h ago

Jackhamher

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u/Dik_Likin_Good 18h ago

Ok, now Google “the nuclear powered dildo”

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u/Coulrophiliac444 14h ago

Uranium Urethra Attachment not included.

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u/Zeno_The_Alien 9h ago

Jillhammer

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u/Scottland83 16h ago

The brand name was Anal Intruder.

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u/ATIChannel 13h ago

Don't forget to check the voltage in your country first!

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u/AbruptMango 8h ago

Our surgeons did what they could, but it took them two hours just to get the smile off her face.