r/Eugene • u/nsfw_ducky • Nov 02 '22

IT’S TURN ON YOUR FUCKING HEADLIGHTS SEASON META

TURN ON YOUR FUCKING HEADLIGHTS IF ITS DARK, RAINING, OR FOGGY, SO ALL THE FUCKING TIME NOW IF SOMEONE FLASHES THEIR HIGH BEAMS AT YOU YOU NEED TO TURN YOUR FUCKING HEADLIGHTS ON

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u/hurricanekeri Nov 02 '22

I don’t have a car. However, it is cold and don’t wear a bra, so headlights are on.

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u/Im_Not_A_Robot_2019 Nov 02 '22

Well don't go outside, or you will also cause car accidents.

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u/hurricanekeri Nov 02 '22

Maybe that is part of my evil plan. I also encourage other people with boobs to go braless.

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u/Im_Not_A_Robot_2019 Nov 03 '22

You're a hero. I salute you. Carry on with your evil plan.

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u/hurricanekeri Nov 03 '22

Thank you, you are too kind. If you know of any possible Converts send them my way.