r/Eugene • u/nsfw_ducky • Nov 02 '22

IT’S TURN ON YOUR FUCKING HEADLIGHTS SEASON META

TURN ON YOUR FUCKING HEADLIGHTS IF ITS DARK, RAINING, OR FOGGY, SO ALL THE FUCKING TIME NOW IF SOMEONE FLASHES THEIR HIGH BEAMS AT YOU YOU NEED TO TURN YOUR FUCKING HEADLIGHTS ON

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22 edited Nov 02 '22

I once spotted an EPD car without its lights on, but I wasn't gonna flash my high beams at the cop because I didn't want him to go all EPD on me.

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u/UnsafeFatDude Nov 02 '22

I think if you flash cops like that they just pull you over and give you a blow job. I havent risked my marriage over this, but a buddy told me it was true.

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u/DontSayNoToPills Nov 02 '22

public servant taking it seriously