r/Eugene 3d ago

FRIDAY RANT THREAD

NYE FUCKED UP MY SLEEP CYCLE. IF A HOLIDAY FALLS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WEEK, WE SHOULD HAVE THE REST OF THE WEEK OFF. AMERICANS DON'T DEMAND ENOUGH VACATION TIME. WE ARE TOO PRODUCTIVE WITH TOO LITTLE TO SHOW FOR IT. I'M TIRED.

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u/luckysilvernickel 3d ago

WHAT DID WE ALL DO IN PAST LIVES TO DESERVE THE FRED MEYER PARKING LOT

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 3d ago

Sokka-Haiku by luckysilvernickel:

WHAT DID WE ALL DO

IN PAST LIVES TO DESERVE THE

FRED MEYER PARKING LOT


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.