r/Eugene • u/econoDoge • Jan 03 '24

He knows what he did ! ( already in the theater that is real life). jiggly

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198 Upvotes

88% Upvoted

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u/Im_nottheone Jan 04 '24

I bet Ian on olive gets his donuts from dizzy Dean.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '24

And he gets his news from Rick Dancer

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u/Public_Expression265 Jan 04 '24

Ian splashes water on homeless women in the winter

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u/Jah-man-shaman Jan 03 '24

I tried to rate it on rotten tomatoes but Ian stole the tomatoes before I could

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u/morelikepoolworld Jan 03 '24

They need to be making eye contact!

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u/econoDoge Jan 04 '24

I tried ! After like 20 prompts I ran out of credits/time and this was the best the AI could come up with (I take no credit except for the text), it also opens up the very disturbing possibility that Ian doesn't even live on Olive, and was just squatting/waiting on someone elses doorstep !

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u/TadashiAbashi Jan 04 '24

My working theory is that he was staying at a friend's apartment for a few days because Ian is too much of a grimy shit to hold down a job. Just my theory based on my knowledge of an actual Ian.

He had a choice between food and cocaine $, then realized he can have both if he just fucks over some random stranger. Gets a big order together from Safeway and arranges to meet them at the entrance to a friends apt building. Takes groceries, reports them not received, then spends money on cocaine.

Ian only thinks of Ian.

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u/morelikepoolworld Jan 05 '24

It sounded like criticism but really I love what you’ve done here. High five.

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u/philmagick666 Jan 03 '24

Haha he's my neighbor

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u/Biggus-Duckus Jan 04 '24

Whaaaaaaa?!?!? You should tell him to start a reddit account.

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u/Warm-Vanilla420 Jan 04 '24

seriously? does ian't know he's been canceled?

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u/Anonymous51299 Jan 04 '24

Please let us know where we can find him so we can have a very civil and constructive conversation with him about his wrongdoings 😇 🥰

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u/charmedquarks Jan 04 '24

TELL US MORE

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u/laffnlemming Jan 04 '24

I'll bet that he's noisy.

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u/pirawalla22 Jan 03 '24

People who wear undershirts under tshirts, why

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u/mrsclausemenopause Jan 04 '24

Pit stains. Keep your nice shirts nice.

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u/TeaAndAche Jan 03 '24

Of all the fashion choices, it’s definitely one of them

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u/Jack915 Jan 04 '24

Every meme outdoes the last. Lmao!!

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u/bobbyjones2222 Jan 04 '24

I’m so lost! Who is Ian really?

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u/Crispy_Biscuit Jan 04 '24

Classic Ian!

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u/Plarper1 Jan 04 '24

The double tshirt

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u/Mimosa_13 Jan 05 '24

I would watch this.

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u/Iroquois_Pliskin1 Jan 04 '24

Ok I need someone to explain the ian memes I've been seeing

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '24

Look at the sub. It’s been explained like 100 times

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u/Fun_Cow_9895 Jan 04 '24

It’s basically something that’s not funny that people are really latching onto and trying to make fun

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u/Anonymous51299 Jan 04 '24

This is a serious issue that must be addressed. The court of public opinion has come to a verdict and the punishment is now being served (being dragged on reddit for almost a week now).

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u/mint-racc Jan 05 '24

sounds like something ian would say