r/Eugene • u/HalliburtonErnie • Jan 12 '23

RANT THREAD META

WINCO IS DISCONTINUING THE DISCOUNT FOR USING YOUR OWN BAGS EFFECTIVE 2/1.

USPS CHARGES $1.10 FOR ONLINE CHANGE OF ADDRESS.

MY VERY WORN CONVERSE LET IN WATER FROM EVEN THE SHALLOWEST PUDDLES.

MY WRIST IS SORE, SO I HAVE TO USE MY PEPPER GRINDER WITH MY NON-DOMINANT HAND ON TOP, WHICH FEELS AWKWARD AND IS SLIGHTLY MORE TIME CONSUMING.

JALAPEÑOS AND AVOCADOS CAN BE A CRAPSHOOT OF TASTELESSNESS THIS TIME OF YEAR.

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u/gthirteen_13 Jan 12 '23

ARE YOU MOVING HERE? ARE YOU LOOKING FOR PLACES TO EAT? DO YOU EVEN TRY TO RESEARCH?

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u/GingerMcBeardface Jan 12 '23

I HEARD A BANG!

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u/medialyte Jan 12 '23

I LITERALLY DID BUT IT WAS LAST NIGHT.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

I READ THAT AS BUTT IT WAS LAST NIGHT AND THOUGHT YOU FARTED!