r/Eugene • u/HalliburtonErnie • Jan 12 '23

RANT THREAD META

WINCO IS DISCONTINUING THE DISCOUNT FOR USING YOUR OWN BAGS EFFECTIVE 2/1.

USPS CHARGES $1.10 FOR ONLINE CHANGE OF ADDRESS.

MY VERY WORN CONVERSE LET IN WATER FROM EVEN THE SHALLOWEST PUDDLES.

MY WRIST IS SORE, SO I HAVE TO USE MY PEPPER GRINDER WITH MY NON-DOMINANT HAND ON TOP, WHICH FEELS AWKWARD AND IS SLIGHTLY MORE TIME CONSUMING.

JALAPEÑOS AND AVOCADOS CAN BE A CRAPSHOOT OF TASTELESSNESS THIS TIME OF YEAR.

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u/DreadPirateZoidberg Bamboo bike Jan 12 '23

IF YOU TAILGATE ME ON A RESIDENTIAL STREET I WILL JUST DRIVE SLOWER. THE SPEED LIMIT IS 20 AND THAT’S WHAT I’LL DO.

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u/HalliburtonErnie Jan 12 '23

TWENTY IS PLENTY, SAY A SIGN IN EVERY YARD ON MY PARENTS STREET NEAR FILMORE SOUTH, BUT I GO 25, FUCK YO COUCH, HOMIE!

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u/medialyte Jan 12 '23

VEINTE ES SUFICIENTE, POR FAVOR

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u/GingerMcBeardface Jan 12 '23

Yo no hablo (o leo) Español. Otra vez en Ingles por favor (O Aleman). Muchas gracias senor(a).

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u/shewholaughslasts Jan 12 '23

QUE?