r/Eugene • u/HalliburtonErnie • Jan 12 '23

RANT THREAD META

WINCO IS DISCONTINUING THE DISCOUNT FOR USING YOUR OWN BAGS EFFECTIVE 2/1.

USPS CHARGES $1.10 FOR ONLINE CHANGE OF ADDRESS.

MY VERY WORN CONVERSE LET IN WATER FROM EVEN THE SHALLOWEST PUDDLES.

MY WRIST IS SORE, SO I HAVE TO USE MY PEPPER GRINDER WITH MY NON-DOMINANT HAND ON TOP, WHICH FEELS AWKWARD AND IS SLIGHTLY MORE TIME CONSUMING.

JALAPEÑOS AND AVOCADOS CAN BE A CRAPSHOOT OF TASTELESSNESS THIS TIME OF YEAR.

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u/Cyanide_de_Bergerac Jan 12 '23

OP CAME UP WITH A WEIRD-YET-EFFECTIVE, AMUSING PORTMANTEAU FOR A USERNAME AND IT MADE ME FORGET WHAT I CAME TO RANT ABOUT, WHICH WAS REALLY SELFISH AND TWO-FACED OF YOU WHEN YOU'RE SUPPOSEDLY MAKING AN INCLUSIVE PLACE TO RANT, THANKS A LOT OP.

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u/HalliburtonErnie Jan 12 '23

I CAN GO PORTMANTEAU-TO-TOE WITH THE BEST OF THEM. I'VE HAD MANY REDDIT ACCOUNTS, THEY ARE USUALLY RECYCLED FROM MY PAST TRIVIA TEAM NAMES.

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u/Quixotease Jan 12 '23

BRING IT.

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u/Cyanide_de_Bergerac Jan 12 '23

ALWAYS HAS TO BE PORTMANTEAU-TO-TOE WITH YOU, WE CAN'T JUST BE WORDPLAYMATES.

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u/Kaexii Jan 12 '23

I will be stealing at least one of these for trivia tomorrow.