r/Eugene • u/HalliburtonErnie • Jan 12 '23

RANT THREAD META

WINCO IS DISCONTINUING THE DISCOUNT FOR USING YOUR OWN BAGS EFFECTIVE 2/1.

USPS CHARGES $1.10 FOR ONLINE CHANGE OF ADDRESS.

MY VERY WORN CONVERSE LET IN WATER FROM EVEN THE SHALLOWEST PUDDLES.

MY WRIST IS SORE, SO I HAVE TO USE MY PEPPER GRINDER WITH MY NON-DOMINANT HAND ON TOP, WHICH FEELS AWKWARD AND IS SLIGHTLY MORE TIME CONSUMING.

JALAPEÑOS AND AVOCADOS CAN BE A CRAPSHOOT OF TASTELESSNESS THIS TIME OF YEAR.

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u/jessicabielsmom Jan 12 '23

SPRINGFIELD SMELLS LIKE DEAD FARTS AND I HATE IT

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u/FEVERandCHILL Jan 12 '23

DEAD PAPER FARTS, BEST REASON TO MOVE.

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u/11B4OF7 Jan 12 '23

THATS JUST JERRY

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u/Taricha_torosa Jan 12 '23

GOD DAMNIT JERRY, TAKE A SHOWER FOR ONCE